Unintentionally etherous comments you've seen women make towards men

[Black Magisterialness]

I'm gone put my own shyt out there. I had been with her for five years at this point. I found out later that the girl was cheating on me and this was my first clue.

I'm going down on her.

Her: Do that thing I love.
Me: What thing?
Her: Where you suck my clit into your mouth and you're tongue kissing it.
Me: I ain't never done that shyt.
Her: Oh I saw it on a movie and wanted you to try it on me.




Between that and her out of nowhere wanting me to hang her head over the bed and fukk her throat and she was able to do it the first time with no problem.

 

[Draje]

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[Entropy Fan]

this is why you should just fukk n chuck hoes. How you gonna catch feelings for such vile creatures.

That level of inconsiderate gives u a pass to treat her anyway you wish

 

[The Burger King]

I can't think of any recent comments I've heard, but I have seen women do some pretty disrespectful shyt, unintentional or otherwise.

Last September, I was on campus outside of the coffee shop waiting for a friend of mine who was inside of a nearby bookstore.

Fine ass Indian chick I know (and smashed a few times) was inside with some of her friends. An Indian dude was trying to spit game at her as they walked out of the coffee shop. The two walked outside, she saw me, and said " Hey TimePiece!" and ran over to me.

She asked me if she could play with my hair and started telling me how cool my hair is, and she said to the Indian dude "TimePiece's hair is so nice and wavy. Your's is just straight and boring."
The Indian dude went back over to his friends who were all like .

But, I gotta salute the Indian dude because he recovered from that ether rather quickly and is currently dating a dime piece. He never held a grudge against me and is very friendly towards me.

 

[Blackking]

I'm gone put my own shyt out there. I had been with her for five years at this point. I found out later that the girl was cheating on me and this was my first clue.

I'm going down on her.

Her: Do that thing I love.
Me: What thing?
Her: Where you suck my clit into your mouth and you're tongue kissing it.
Me: I ain't never done that shyt.
Her: Oh I saw it on a movie and wanted you to try it on me.




Between that and her out of nowhere wanting me to hang her head over the bed and fukk her throat and she was able to do it the first time with no problem.

This shyt not even funny... gottdamn.

 

[Arrogance.]

I'm gone put my own shyt out there. I had been with her for five years at this point. I found out later that the girl was cheating on me and this was my first clue.

I'm going down on her.

Her: Do that thing I love.
Me: What thing?
Her: Where you suck my clit into your mouth and you're tongue kissing it.
Me: I ain't never done that shyt.
Her: Oh I saw it on a movie and wanted you to try it on me.




Between that and her out of nowhere wanting me to hang her head over the bed and fukk her throat and she was able to do it the first time with no problem.

 

[SpacedOutGeek]

@this thread

women are brehs

 

[Leonard Washington]

threads like this is why the coli is going strong

 

[joeychizzle]

Reading all the posts in this thread like

 

[newworldafro]

Got Damn that ether had to burn, dykes best asset is the tongue, and a real nikka did it better than her

 

[cfountain]

dis thread

 

[eufemism]

damn these girls vicious

i haven't had enough girlfriends to have this happen to me

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

You know how nikkas front when they get the drawls. We can't lie on our dikks and in high school and beyond, all we had was our word. Anyways, my auntie was working in the planned parenthood and hooked it up with a huge ziploc bag of durex rubbers. I'm getting delusional visions of blasting walls left and right as a teenager. Any, doing dumb shyt that teenagers do, I was watching a porno and tried to put one on. That shyt hurt because it was too small. So I gave the bag to my boy T and just simply told him that I had too many and I was just looking out for my nikkas. He dapped me up, later on that week, got with a chick and reported back that he too had problems with them being too small. Anyways, my boy T gave them to another friend E and he used the rubbers in there. E was messing with thots then and now and he had one of them over and we are just chilling on the porch. They was getting faded and E told T thanks for the condoms and his thot consigned the thanks. T gave me the craziest look in the world, because that gave 100% notice that my nikka E was rocking some baby shyt in his pants. That's all I can think about whenever I see him now. It's been 17 fukking years too.

 

[PewPew]

You know how nikkas front when they get the drawls. We can't lie on our dikks and in high school and beyond, all we had was our word. Anyways, my auntie was working in the planned parenthood and hooked it up with a huge ziploc bag of durex rubbers. I'm getting delusional visions of blasting walls left and right as a teenager. Any, doing dumb shyt that teenagers do, I was watching a porno and tried to put one on. That shyt hurt because it was too small. So I gave the bag to my boy T and just simply told him that I had too many and I was just looking out for my nikkas. He dapped me up, later on that week, got with a chick and reported back that he too had problems with them being too small. Anyways, my boy T gave them to another friend E and he used the rubbers in there. E was messing with thots then and now and he had one of them over and we are just chilling on the porch. They was getting faded and E told T thanks for the condoms and his thot consigned the thanks. T gave me the craziest look in the world, because that gave 100% notice that my nikka E was rocking some baby shyt in his pants. That's all I can think about whenever I see him now. It's been 17 fukking years too.

You've been thinking about your friend small dikk for 17 years?!

 

[Klyk21]

Me and my friends walked in on my homeboy and his gf in the middle of an argument, dude caught ether. His gf told him that in every relationship she was in that she had unprotected sex and was on the pill and "wanted to do right" this time around and said her past shouldn't matter and she wanted to only use condoms and wait until marriage to have unprotected sex with him. nikka face collapsed. They eventually broke up. Next thing I hear she smashed his neighbor.

goodness