the cac mamba
Veteran
cats>>dogs
What research says about cats: they're selfish, unfeeling, environmentally harmful creatures
- Thread starter Julius Skrrvin
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One time I came home from work and my cat was sitting in her bed near the door waiting for me. As I looked around, I noticed some stains along the wall. There was a trail from my front room to my bathroom. When I came back to my cat, I lifted her bed up and there was a dead, tortured mouse under it. She had basically been slowly killing it from my bathroom to my front door while I was gone and kept it under her bed for me like a present.Yeah it would be straight if they just killed to eat, but these things eat full meals from their owners, then go out and murderrape the fukk out of anything they come across. My boy's cat once cornered a mouse and slowly swiped it over the course of three days. It just kept the thing in a corner, waiting for it to move and then the minute it did it slashed the mouse's face up. It continued on this course till the mouse died.
feelosofer
#ninergang
That's why I prefer cats. I don't need the love of an animal to validate my existence. All I get from my cats are a begrudging respect and thats fine. That being said they are killers of small rodents and shyt.
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This is the exact car we have at home
She's scared of everything except my mother... she follows my mom around everywhere and waits for her to come home. The reason? To get her treats in the kitchen not that she's happy to see her
Dusty Bake Activate
Fukk your corny debates
Mine used to do that too. It's funny because the only time they show appreciation to their owners is when they come home meowing at you with a face covered in blood and a headless small animal in their mouth. Then they drop it at your feet and look for your approval.
My dawgs is loyal
Ghost_In_A_Shell
Talk No Jutsu
I don't care what you say ,cats are still awesome!!!!
I think cats are fascinating. The only reason they tolerate humans is because we feed them and they are so small. Otherwise :
Domingo Halliburton
Handmade in USA
cats are a$$holes who don't even like you. I don't really understand why anyone gets one other then you enjoy having a box of shyt in your house at all times.
Dusty Bake Activate
Fukk your corny debates
They're funny and entertaining though. My cat used to put on a helluva performance with makeshift toys. Tie a Christmas tree ornament to a string and watch her go to work. She used to have house guests
Brown_Pride
All Star
basically. If a cat could it would fuk you up in a heartbeat. I like them though. I don't have any but i respect the game.I think cats are fascinating. The only reason they tolerate humans is because we feed them and they are so small. Otherwise :
I got into a fight with a cat once. I was walking down an alley around 10pm this one time. Walked under a tree and this cat jumped out the tree onto my head and just started attacking me. Luckily i had a hoody on or I would have got tore up even worse than I did. I flung that piece of shyt off my head (all while it's scratching and biting the shyt out of me.) When it landed, it climbed the wall, hoped onto one of the trash cans near us and attempted to jump at me again. LIttle did he know I had basketball in my hand so hit his ass mid flight. He landed and took off. Still though the fuker attacked me like he had a chance at taking me down. Ever since that day I found them extremely fascinating.