What's The Corniest Line You Ever Heard

[Columbo]

"Pap will kill you and your brother
I kill 2 birds with one stone, like the stone ricocheted off one bird and killed the other"

"My mind stay sharper then a recently sharpened pencil"

 

[lowkey0z]

lmao yo these papoose bars

 

[King Kai]

I'm so muddafukkin high, I could eat a star

 

[Chip Skylark]

"I'm the King of LA, do you copy that? // its time for some change like Obama in a laundromat" - Crooked I

"You can eat the dikk, just call me the ball sack, i'm nuts
Michael Vick in the bytch, dog, fall back you mutts
fukk you worms, you've never seen such a sick puppy
fukk it a sick duck, i'm on my duck sick mommy" - Eminem

"Freestyle, I dont write them things down // I'm like Jadakiss with bail money i really Free Styles" - Papoose

"Gettin' textes from nikkas who rappin'
Text messages from nikkas who producin'
Now a days I get more texts(Texas) than Houston" - Papoose

"My gun hotter then the stove is on
So hot even I thought the stove was on
But the stove was off" - Juelz Santana

"They say I'm conscious, yeah I use my head " - Common

That juelz line can't be real

 

[Black Steph Curry]

"Swallow your pride just like a gay lion, roar"
-Phonte

 

[GetRichOrDieTryin]

weezy the goat got some woat lines

his head up his ass ima have to headbutt em

uber, uber, uber, uber, taxi

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Love cole but that outfart me line takes the cake

All ears in other words Im here for ya

"ima hustla baby i'll sell water to a well"

real g's move in silence like lasagna.

Y'all reaching with those

 

[Neuromancer]

Love cole but that outfart me line takes the cake









Y'all reaching with those

You do know he asked us what we considered the corniest? Us as the individual. You realize that, yes? Not some based on everyone else, but what we thought.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

You do know he asked us what we considered the corniest? Us as the individual. You realize that, yes? Not some based on everyone else, but what we thought.

Your thoughts wrong b
:cassmaffdd:

 

[Neuromancer]

Your thoughts wrong b
:cassmaffdd:

At least I have my own.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

At least I have my own.

Never be afraid to be yourself

 

[Columbo]

Papsmears

"when i arrive at your door, you gonna need a new home
they call me Havoc, like prodigy when he calls his friend on the phone
you know prodigy the rapper, and his fellow rapper havoc
they're in the same rap group together, and when prodigy wants to talk, he calls havoc."

@mobbinfms While its cool Papoose mentioned the goat duo's in one of his punchlines, im not sure what to make of this

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

That juelz line can't be real

0:34 seconds in

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

"I'll treat you like milk, I won't do nothin but spoil you."

 

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

Young thug has a whole lot

Drake does too