What's the most you ever did to get laid?

[EA]

Woke up at 1am and drove 20 minutes to pick her up then parked up in movie theatre car park.

Had me in back seat like

every couple of minutes 'cause I didn't want us to get caught

 

[patscorpio]

gonna have to think about this

 

[Hejdå]

Stayed up all night waiting for my breh to fall asleep to smash this girl. She said whoever could stay up longer can hit

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Why this sounds like it came off of a japanese gameshow...cuz I know nikkas over there do this crazy shyt all the time.

 

[PhonZhi]

Entertained a chick for 11 months before smashing. She even told me i was in the friendzone at one point but i hung around anyway. One day i said fukk it and sent her some dikk pics. Smashed shortly thereafter

 

[8====D]

fukk a dude that drives a Honda civic, single moms

I was also 16 at the time. . .now I am 24 with a 2015 Honda Accord, and I could put kids in your moms mouth too!

 

[8====D]

Why would a girl think a dude that drives a civic can take care of her and her seed

I was 16 with a car and the next year I had my own place and in college ; Hardworking dude unlike alot these coli fağs. . .She saw the potential in me, but not vice versa!

 

[muse]

I was also 16 at the time. . .now I am 24 with a 2015 Honda Accord, and I could put kids in your moms mouth too!

I know you ain't bragging about a fukking 2015 Honda

Motherfukker you can't even KISS your own momma and hopefully she loves you, let alone putting your dikk near anyone's mouth

 

[8====D]

I know you ain't bragging about a fukking 2015 Honda

Motherfukker you can't even KISS your own momma and hopefully she loves you, let alone putting your dikk near anyone's mouth

Yeah I am proud to have paid for my own, like the man I was raised to be. . .You can laugh, but what car did you buy for yourself?

You just another coli nıgga who hates on us hardworking brehs. . .and thats why you going to die a bıtch nıgga, because you was raised by one!

 

[muse]

Yeah I am proud to have paid for my own, like the man I was raised to be. . .You can laugh, but what car did you buy for yourself?

You just another coli nıgga who hates on us hardworking brehs. . .and thats why you going to die a bıtch nıgga, because you was raised by one!

 

[8====D]

Exactly, broke nıgga. . .Game, Set, Match

 

[The Fire]

Saving this spot. Short story and pics coming

Where it at

 

[Westcoastnative]

No comment.

 

[Darealtwo1]

Took a class cause I knew she would be in it. Did this for the next 2 semesters as well, still holding on to The Dream.

Well...

I didn't even hit and she got engaged to some nikka who lived in another state.

WHATTT!! THATS TOO MUCH nikka!

 

[skeetsinternal]

gonna have to think about this

I had to think too. I threw out the best one I could think that would not get me negged or banned

 

[VegasCAC]

Where it at