What's the most you ever did to get laid?

[The Fire]

 

[VegasCAC]

Check again breh

 

[The Fire]

Check again breh

 

[Unknown Poster]

Buy a shot of jack Daniels for a chick cause she had a jack daniels t shirt on a some tig ol bitties at the bar.

That is really the hardest i worked for the p*ssy.

 

[EndDomination]

Put a gun to her head

 

[DrunkerThanAMotherfucker]

Before I knew any better I drove from NJ to Pittsburgh for some internet p*ssy. The drive took me 5 hours. When I got there the chic didn't look like the pics but she had ass. Long story short, I got a hotel room for the night got and invited the chic over. She got there , we drank etc. and we was kissing and dry humping in the bed then she told me she on her period. I eventually fukked her while she on her period and drove her back home but before we did that we had to drive to get her baby from the baby daddy's house.

The persistence

 

[Dev2103]

probably climb one of these. we're risking lives out here

 

[DBR]

Cook for her , she use to cook for me but call her a bytch while i was drunk . Didn't get laid even after i cook spaghetti for her I think she still mad to . when i was younger i ran an hour a -40 in winter in night to meet this fine ass and we had school the next day . Still remember how mess up she was at school the next day .

 

[LandryFieldsDad]

This isn't crazy or anything.
But this girl I had been wanting to smash for a long time was playing games trying to make me Chase her etc...

One night out of nowhere she called me from a bar at like 230 in the morning. She was drunk I could tell right away slurring her speech etc..

She says I want to come see you what's your address? I was like you're taking a cab?

She said no I'm driving. I was like no don't do that. Don't drive in this condition etc etc.. I didn't want that on my conscience God forbid.

Then she said in the most lusty voice ever. I want to come see you.

Gave her the address.

When she got there and I saw the state she was in..I felt like such a piece of shyt.

Nothing bad happened but still regret doing that

 

[Prynce]

I got in shape for some p*ssy

None of my pants fit anymore

 

[rahji]

Let's take it back to high school. This ginger girl who was WILD CORNY and frankly annoying and into weird emo music had the biggest titties of any girl in our age group ever. I showed up to this bytch house and talked to her parents and shyt to take her to our homecoming football game. This bytch was running around and trying to meet up with people and shyt but basically everybody had flip phones and shyt but no unlimited texts or whatever and the people she wanted to meet up with were wild corny


So we on the way back home or whatever and I just coolly pick a spot to park the car and I'm like........ Soooo whats good?


She lookin at me like

And I'm like well......... wtf you think im doing here

This bytch put the breaks on my shyt after a little makeout. I sped home to drop this bytch off like why you think I brought you to the game? TO GET SOME NECK HO (or whatever dumb shyt I said at the time)

Ended up spending a few more times hanging out to get this girl open. Had to say all kinds of "romantic" shyt like how she was beautiful and I wanted to hang out for the longest or whatever..... going home looking at myself in the mirror like


But she ended up being a great hookup.... and her cac parents would always go upstairs AND STAY THERE so shyt was lit any time she mentioned to go back to her house


But looking back it was a lot of time invested in ....... meaningless teenage hookups with some cac broad

 

[Nomadum]

I like p*ssy as much as the next man, but I aint going out of my way to net none. I can't recall doing some out of character shyt to get the box.

 

[audemarzz]

I got in shape for some p*ssy

None of pants fit anymore

I kind of sort of had this as a secondary/third goal to losing weigh but the main being to be healthier. I find the more I care and actually try to impress the person the more I fail because it's unnatural. I had a girl that liked me for just me but all my past experiences had me so messed up in the mental I ruined that shyt with my own doubts and insecurities . . . I always throw the topic off smh

 

[Nomadum]

I once cycled an entire hour in the cold to smash this thot she didn't even have the damn heating on
talking about summer tyres in this weather

I also once considered hopping on a 3 hour flight to Thailand to meet someone I went to university with.

Could've smashed on a piff beach but the post nut clarity would've kicked in heavy.

I did take a 4 hour train trip to a neighbouring city to smash this alcoholic pawg.. but she stank of vodka


What's some epic/outrageous/borderline mental shyt you've done in the name of thirst?

lol, this is the definition of being p*ssy whipped

 

[Black Nate Grey]

This shyt was mad but I once tricked a chick into thinking I was going to marry her so that I could fukk. She was really strict into religion and said she was saving it for her husband. So I proposed and then managed to pursuade her that because we was getting married it was ok for us to fukk. I fukked the shyt out of her over the span of a few months and later we broke things of........she took it well considering.

Grimey as fukk nikka