What's the most you ever did to get laid?

[Colin X]

Once to get laid I had to pretend I was into astrological signs and hippie shyt. Also I had to pretend like I smoked weed (never had). I think all the sign shyt is stupid as hell and it was difficult to not fukking laugh in her face

But I pulled it off

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[mandelson]

said "I love you"

 

[ClevelandSteamer]

Nothing really. I only fukk with girls that are down for the suck and fukk if you smoke a blunt with them and give them a Xanax

 

[Mr swag]

I drove 45 min completely wasted for some head at like 3am

 

[DaRealness]

Be myself without pulling any circus acts.

 

[Yup]

I was on vacation in Jamaica and I was the only one who didn't smash all week. That's because I had a girl and was trying to be faithful.

Anyway that went out the door as soon is I realized I was about to go home without trying some home grown.

So I had met this bytch on the last night at the club. After thr club I told her today was my last night and all that.

She invited me to her place.

This might be the dumbest thing I ever did:

We caught a cab to her crib (which happened to be in the hood) ... meanwhile my phone was dead (couldn't call my nikkas for help in case someone decided to kidnap and Rob me) and my flight was in a few hours (risked missing my flight with no phone, no where to stay and no money in my pocket, so I technically would of been stranded)

All for some home grown Jamaican puss


Was it worth it?













Hell yeah nikka







Did I make it out alive?










Well I'm here ain't I

Does she know?

 

[iBrowse]

@Matt504

 

[iBrowse]

Exactly, broke nıgga. . .Game, Set, Match

@muse is a wimmenz

 

[8====D]

@muse is a wimmenz

What the hell is a wimmenz?

 

[iBrowse]

What the hell is a wimmenz?

goddamn nikka it was an intentionally uneducated way of saying woman

 

[Black Cac]

I drove 45 min completely wasted for some head at like 3am

45 min ain't bad. I've drove for that long just to chill with friends/hit bars up. If it was that late I would of at least spent the night

 

[FocusedDaily]

I faked interest in being friends with these two goofy/nerdy/chubby chicks for a couple months in hopes of getting a threesome.
I would go hang with them most days after school at the one chicks house and watch dumb movies, and be the fun funny guy.
I eventually got the vibe that the two of them messed around and they'd kinda joke/tease me hinting about stuff or touching each other. They both seemed like they liked me and I figured I'd blow the whole thing up by trying to focus in on just one of them, so I just kinda played "time ho" for weeks hoping they'd decide to at least let me watch and then maybe I could slide in on the action. I eventually got to watch them hookup once (this is before everyone was desensitized by internet porn so my mind was blown !!) Closest I got was head/handjob action from them, turns out they really weren't interested in d!ck at the time, and I didn't have the game to make it happen. So I took my L and moved on.

I burned a decent amount of time hanging out with them, I still don't regret reaching for the stars tho lol

It was senior year and I just didn't have the tools to put it together, 2015 me would have closed the deal easily.

 

[8====D]

goddamn nikka it was an intentionally uneducated way of saying woman

Aight breh, no need to catch feelings. . .

 

[Yehuda]

4 hour train trip to a neighbouring city

Take 4 hours to go a city next to you, brehs

 

[joeychizzle]

Take 4 hours to go a city next to you, brehs

Cambridge to Oxford takes 2.5 to 3 hours without delays, by train or car. Add to the time taken to get to the station, traffic/stop in between.