Rpetty sounds meI dumped a broad for changing her hair.....Didnt like how she wanted to rock her hair so i bounced
bih pat my head in a picture and we gon have problemsanimal kingdom rules over here
I don't like when the pwusseh look like that dinosaur that killed Newman from Seinfeld in Jurassic Park 1
all that extra lip action. nah. better go get that taken care of then come bacc
YUP!
My first love was perfect in every way. Bangin hips, phat ass, nice t*ts, creamy smooth skin, long black hair, sweet disposition and money like crazy....but them p*ssy lips....yikes.
They were her one flaw...
I could literally suck on them things and pull em out like fukkin gummy-worms....Ugh.
bytch you just don’t know how to pick a man and most likely you wouldn’t know a good man if he was standing right next to you. it’s your fault for choosing men who treat you like shyt.
Was seein' this girl for 4 months. We were really about to get serious. We're on the floor, playing around on the floor, kissing, tickling each other. As she's ticking me, I laugh and I squirm, then she gets up and goes to the kitchen. I look under the couch and see a bunch of plastic. I reach under the couch and pull out at least 15 empty condom wrappers. I knew they weren't mine because I cleaned under that same couch a week prior
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I met a young lady at the pizza spot. Ass was on godly levels!! I got the info and told her I was gonna scoop her later. Told her we gonna go to a nice spot for drinks.
I wash the coupe, get a cut, fresh outfit. I call her and she gives me the address and I recognize it’s the projects. I pull up and she comes out the crib in tight jeans and Barkley’s! I’m like this bird don’t even know how to dress for a date. So I changed plans and was gonna just do a movie, as we driving she insults the Sade playing in the car. bytch had the nerve to say Sade was boring!!
I changed plans and said something came up and took that big booty bytch back to the projects. Couldn’t waste my time with a bytch like that.
This...Taking a day or two to text back
Mannnnnnn.
Met this 7/10 on vacation in Cancun. We hit it off right away and her girl was feeling my boy so we went on an immediate double date. Seadoos drinks food great convo, I can tell she's the type you have to get to know b4 she gives you buns but I have a chance. Body language is strong, she's from Cali I'm from NJ so we feeling the different vibes and slang.
We together for about 4-5 hrs and we walk past a Mrs,fields cookie stand, she's like damn I want a cookie should I get one? I'm thinking after all the drinks and food we had I'm good nah.
We walk about 5 steps and shes like nah I gotta get one. We walk back and I get her 2 cookies and then she asks for a milk to go with it. She proceeds to eat the cookies and drink the milk as we walk around the mall, we go outside in the sun and she freezes up like
She goes in the bathroom and I wait and wait and wait for like 20mins!!!
She comes out a different person I can tell in her face she blew her a$$hole out.
Now back in those days I was very turned off by a woman and her bodily functions so after we parted ways I ghosted her ass and fukked 3 other chicks never looked back.
Got a letter from her a month later with some of the pics we took( This was when internet was just getting popping)
Didn't reply.
Found the letter couple of years ago and googled her on a whim.
She is now one of the most powerful lawyers under 40 In america!!!
bytch got pics in the gotdamn White House and those black 100 events.
All because she had to take a shyt.
