What's the stupidest shyt you got in trouble for in school?
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In 3rd grade I remember this girls father came into the room and took his belt off and whopped her like af on one of the desks and I was laughing knowing damn well I feel for her as I got whoopings and shyt(just not in public) and me and another guy who laughed had to sit in class all day while everyone else got to go to different classes and learn some shyt it was like each teacher told a story or something
Hoodoo Child
The Urban Legend
I got a couple, but I'll narrow it down to two.
Reason #1 - 5th grade, I was talking to my Vice Principal outside of class about something like 2 minutes before the 1st bell, and the convo ran over 10 minutes.
I was marked tardy and when I tried to explain what happened, Mrs. Big Back was like
Reason #2 - 8th Grade PE, we were playing mixed gender kick ball 10 v 10, I was playing centerfield. 6th inning, we're leading 13 to 8 and the last kicker is up.
Skinny lightskin girl (kinda look like Logan Browning) booted the shyt (had me like
) and it went to my homeboy on the far right. He passed it to me, and I beamed her square in the upper back. She fell forward in stride. PE teacher blows the whistle, game over. My class was ignant , so nikkas bussed out laughing.
Teach made me apologize to her in front of everybody, and held me back after to talk. Per rule, I did the right thing, WTF was I supposed to do? Let her walk the bases? We can argue unnecessary roughness, but come on bruh.
Reason #1 - 5th grade, I was talking to my Vice Principal outside of class about something like 2 minutes before the 1st bell, and the convo ran over 10 minutes.
I was marked tardy and when I tried to explain what happened, Mrs. Big Back was like
Reason #2 - 8th Grade PE, we were playing mixed gender kick ball 10 v 10, I was playing centerfield. 6th inning, we're leading 13 to 8 and the last kicker is up.
Skinny lightskin girl (kinda look like Logan Browning) booted the shyt (had me like
) and it went to my homeboy on the far right. He passed it to me, and I beamed her square in the upper back. She fell forward in stride. PE teacher blows the whistle, game over. My class was ignant , so nikkas bussed out laughing.Teach made me apologize to her in front of everybody, and held me back after to talk. Per rule, I did the right thing, WTF was I supposed to do? Let her walk the bases? We can argue unnecessary roughness, but come on bruh.
I know what some of y'all are gonna ask. "Hoo, why did you launch the ball at that poor girl?" Because nikka, I had to make up for the distance. I was deep in center field, and she was already leaving 2nd base. She wasn't hurt, just mad AF. 
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ThrobbingHood
“I’m Sorry for 2025”
Got detention and then sent home for having “patterns” in my hair. Our vice principal was Italian so you already know what type of time he was on. 
My dumbass tried to hide it until that WOP caught me lacking at lunch. Pulled me to the side and said “get rid of that haircut. I don’t want people thinking you come from ‘that’ kind of school!”
My dumbass tried to hide it until that WOP caught me lacking at lunch. Pulled me to the side and said “get rid of that haircut. I don’t want people thinking you come from ‘that’ kind of school!”
RadaMillz
Superstar
i was too smart to get in trouble, when ever my friends decided to ditch school
I would head to the nurse office and fake a stomach ache, I knew they would send you home with a pink slip.
in california, kids weren't allowed to be outside during school hours so cops would pull u over.
my friends would get taking back and I would pull out the slip and be on my merry way to do my youthful adventures
I would head to the nurse office and fake a stomach ache, I knew they would send you home with a pink slip.
in california, kids weren't allowed to be outside during school hours so cops would pull u over.
my friends would get taking back and I would pull out the slip and be on my merry way to do my youthful adventures
My friend got in trouble for passing a note to me that said "suck my dikkI got detention for calling someone a jabroni
" . The teacher intercepted it and said "do you REALLY want him to do that?? 
" he didn't see recess for that whole week 
dumbass female teachers didn't know how the boys got down
(edit- this was the X-pac era in wrestling, so telling other men to "suck it" was completely normal somehow 
. I didn't make the rules, I just followed them 
)
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Breh fukk that ho to the graveIn 5th grade I asked my boy for his orange slices at lunch, we werent supposed to share or trade food. Mfs thought it was funny and everybody put their orange slices on my tray and laughing loudly for the teachers attention. She sent me to detention.
We got there I said "how's that even make sense that I'm in trouble for people putting their oranges on my tray, I didn't take them from anyone's tray, the ones with no oranges should be in trouble."
She was like "
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"
Made me sit my ass down and miss lunch recess. She knew I was right though.
King
The black man is always targeted.
It was a special art day in the 4th grade, we were learning how to draw realistic faces. They brought in some liberal white woman ass art teacher and she was teaching us how to draw a woman’s face.
I’m laughing enjoying myself drawing and the white liberal bytch walks up like “WHAT ABOUT WOMEN IS FUNNY TO YOU”
I’m like bytch wtf
And then the white female teacher gets involved like “WE WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY RUDENESS IN THIS CLASS”
I’m like you fonky white bytch “IM 8 WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU A GROWN ASS WOMAN”
And the white liberal art bytch starts going tf off like “I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH MEN TODAY THEY ARE SEXIST PIGS”
Whole class looking at her like white ass teacher was on her side tho
Anyways they sent my ass to the guidance counselors office, some stick in the ass Mexican ex marine. I told his ass what happened and they held me until recess.
I’m laughing enjoying myself drawing and the white liberal bytch walks up like “WHAT ABOUT WOMEN IS FUNNY TO YOU”
I’m like bytch wtf
And then the white female teacher gets involved like “WE WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY RUDENESS IN THIS CLASS”
I’m like you fonky white bytch “IM 8 WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU A GROWN ASS WOMAN”
And the white liberal art bytch starts going tf off like “I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH MEN TODAY THEY ARE SEXIST PIGS”
Whole class looking at her like
white ass teacher was on her side tho Anyways they sent my ass to the guidance counselors office, some stick in the ass Mexican ex marine. I told his ass what happened and they held me until recess.
I didn’t get in a lot of trouble for this but this was the most ridiculous reason. This was either 3rd or 4th grade in free time portion maybe even just art idk but I just wrote on a blank sheet with two different colors of blue that read help and the other side was orange and red that read hell. Idk what compelled me to write this I liked the color scheme together and those words fit those colors the best. Teacher made me have a whole intervention over that they thought I was suicidal or something
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I wrote all the lyrics to Papa Roach- Last Resort in a notebook and had to see a psychologist for months
ThrobbingHood
“I’m Sorry for 2025”
Damn, you had a real life:It was a special art day in the 4th grade, we were learning how to draw realistic faces. They brought in some liberal white woman ass art teacher and she was teaching us how to draw a woman’s face.
I’m laughing enjoying myself drawing and the white liberal bytch walks up like “WHAT ABOUT WOMEN IS FUNNY TO YOU”
I’m like bytch wtf
And then the white female teacher gets involved like “WE WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY RUDENESS IN THIS CLASS”
I’m like you fonky white bytch “IM 8 WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU A GROWN ASS WOMAN”
And the white liberal art bytch starts going tf off like “I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH MEN TODAY THEY ARE SEXIST PIGS”
Whole class looking at her like
Anyways they sent my ass to the guidance counselors office, some stick in the ass Mexican ex marine. I told his ass what happened and they held me until recess.
2nd grade got in trouble for eating candy for lunch
2nd grade got in trouble for saying I only come to school for recess
3rd grade got in trouble for lying about being a boy scout
6th grade got in trouble for making fart noises every time the teacher turned around
11th grade called my fakkit ass math teacher a fakkit for wearing a woman’s watch
11th grade got in trouble for playing b b bridges in front of the class while my homie was doing his presentation
11th grade got caught going back and forth from the balcony of the auditorium to the 3rd floor with a flusey
12th grade got kicked out for hiding in the library during class
2nd grade got in trouble for saying I only come to school for recess
3rd grade got in trouble for lying about being a boy scout
6th grade got in trouble for making fart noises every time the teacher turned around
11th grade called my fakkit ass math teacher a fakkit for wearing a woman’s watch
11th grade got in trouble for playing b b bridges in front of the class while my homie was doing his presentation
11th grade got caught going back and forth from the balcony of the auditorium to the 3rd floor with a flusey
12th grade got kicked out for hiding in the library during class
Knocking on doors with my boy and running 
They called me up to the office from gym class right when we were checking the ball up. My boy was in the chair across from the principal. He looked up at me like
They called me up to the office from gym class right when we were checking the ball up. My boy was in the chair across from the principal. He looked up at me like
In HS, at the lunch table, our friend told us he got doo doo on his dikk trying anal with this girl.
The class Clown started calling him "doo doo dikk!" But saying it like street fighter "hadouken!" everyone started repeating that shyt, but I got in trouble because I was the one actually doing the hadouken hand motion while saying "doo doo dikk!"
The class Clown started calling him "doo doo dikk!" But saying it like street fighter "hadouken!"
everyone started repeating that shyt, but I got in trouble because I was the one actually doing the hadouken hand motion while saying "doo doo dikk!"