Whats the worst thing you ever walked in on?

[patscorpio]

i was thinking the same thing, then i thought maybe they just aint have the manual dexterity to actually dial the numbers on the phone.

anyway, walked in on my roommate in college smashing his girl. it was the middle of the day and i was grabbing a roll up from the room. my dude aint even bother to lock the door, i just walked right in.

she was on top, and he saw me walk in, head nodded me, and just kept doing his thing. i got the dutch and bounced.

that's not too bad...ive walked in on my college roommates several times and vice versa..shyt happens..unless they were doing something uncouth which thankfully never happened to me...but one of my homies in college had a gay roommate who also happened to be into that furry shyt ..and one day after we came back to the café he went back to his dorm and walked on him and another dude all decked out in furry attire going at it ..shyt disturbed him for a min lol

 

[TheBEASTCOASTrevival]

I walked in on my aunt giving herself an enema when I was 8. bytch was straight naked in the bathroom with this long tube attached to the bag.

I stood there like wtf is this shyt ?

Her : NO ! GET OUT ! *shyt starts pouring out her ass*

I dipped out the crib with the quickness.

bruh...
im so weak rn

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

This thread

grand opening, grand closing.

COTDAMN ya man aXiom cracked the can open again

 

[Mass]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I walked in on my aunt giving herself an enema when I was 8. bytch was straight naked in the bathroom with this long tube attached to the bag.

I stood there like wtf is this shyt ?

Her : NO ! GET OUT ! *shyt starts pouring out her ass*

I dipped out the crib with the quickness.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY fukkINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Jesus

 

[Couth]

Da fuc is flashing

You know how right before dudes start fighting there face kinda goes animal? He looked like that and he was pacing while cussing them out to himself and wringing his hands and shyt. Thats flashing.

 

[DEAD7]

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Was over a friend house...was about to dip...went to his room to tell him I was about to leave...

Walked in...he was smashing some chick...

Him :
Her:
Me:

Him: What's up folk you about to dip

Me: Uh...yeah

This nikka hopped up...butt ass naked...sweat all over his chest...juice all over his meat...meat bobbing up and down like it was agreeing with something I said...and gave me one of those old school dap and hugs...meat brushing against my pants leg

Me:

Him: Aight fool you gonna be back over her next week so I can run your ass in madden...

Me: Yeah

Her:

Then before I even left the room he just went right back to fukking..just dove back in and lifted her leg up and she was just like

Funniest thing is that I don't even know where the chick came from...we was in the living room smoking and drinking, he said he had to get something out his bedroom...chick wasn't there when we were...didn't come through the front door...there was no other car outside...

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

i posted this numerous times before


-during my 1st deployment to Iraq, I was in Basrah

I was with a small group of US military(6)
working with coalition forces(mostly British, Italian,Aussie and a few Korean)

i went to go take a piss
there was a long line of port-a-johns

i went to a random one
CHECKED TO SEE THAT THE GREEN "VACANT" SYMBOL SHOWED

as soon as I opened the door
this British soldier was fukking facing the door with his leg cocked up and beating his meat

i slammed the door and cussed his ass out


but why was he facing the door instead of the actual piss/shyt hole

dude did that on purpose just to get a thrill

fukking weirdo freak

 

[Peter Parker]

Walked in on my moms getting eaten out when I was 15, I'm only 20 now, shyt fukked me up for life

 

[Solano707]

Walked in on some demonic shyt being done to my mother, I cant even repeat it, shyt was horrible

the bedwench was getting that train ranned on her

 

[Peter Parker]

the bedwench was getting that train ranned on her

Nah, she was getting eaten out, scarred me for life, I was like 15, i'm only 20 now

 

[Harry Sax]

Walked in on some demonic shyt being done to my mother, I cant even repeat it, shyt was horrible

Did she have a mouth full of dikk?

 

[Solano707]

Nah, she was getting eaten out, scarred me for life, I was like 15, i'm only 20 now

really breh, that shyt aint bad in terms of filth... but yeah, seeing your moms with her legs behind her head is

 

[CakeEater]

Any one of your threads, take your pick. One star.

fukk everyone who dapped this

I'm just tryna contribute to the daily discussions