What's your favorite James Carter quote?

[Street Knowledge]

[ame=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6cX6ioxn3hA]YouTube - Rush Hour 2:Chris Tucker Casino Scene[/ame]

Basically everything he said in this scene, but specifically

"you need to go over there and count something"

 

[DaRealness]

"Wooooo you know he dead!" - RH1

"The job offer is like a dream true, but how about this.....why don't you take that badge and shove it up ya ass. I'm LAPD" - RH1

"I know I don't think I see what I see what I'm thinking!" - RH2

"You and me could have had something special. But you one crazy ass bytch!" - RH2

 

[DaylitoJames]

In Rush Hour 1 during the scene he was on the phone with the police officer chick that couldn't stand him, he was trying to be serious but at the end he said the line: "Just one more question... what color panties you wearing? *phone hangs up on other end* Hello?"

I think this line was from a Rush Hour 2 outtake at the end of the film, one of the stuntmen landed wrong on a scene and Chris Tucker just looked and said: "Damn... he ain't gonna be on Rush Hour 3!"

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

..............................

 

[Street Knowledge]

"Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's new theory of criminal investigation: follow the rich white man. Behind every big crime there's a rich white man waiting for his cut."

Is he lying?

 

[DA_LURKA]

cigaweed!!!!!!!!!

 

[CTech83]

RH2

Scene with Don Cheadle.

"I'll shoot you and say you fell in the kitchen"

 

[SquirtleSwag]

yo this thread makes me wanna watch rush hour right now Chris Tucker is such an under utilized actor. just reading these lines got me dying

 

[Regular_P]

"Are you crazy? There's rats down here."

"What's that? It looks like a rat!"

*screams like a little girl*

*pulls up pant legs and skips across the sewer*

 

[Street Knowledge]

[ame=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fYYIwAq_yb8]YouTube - Best scene from Rush Hour 2 - Lee Vs. Ricky Tan[/ame]

"If you ain't gonna shoot him, Kung fu his ass or something"

 

[Pool_Shark]

Chris Tucker:I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito.

Your ass belong to me.

Jackie Chan: Why would they not want my help?

Chris Tucker:'Cause they don't give a damn about you. They don't like you. I don't like you.

Jackie Chan: I don't care. I'm here for the girl.

Chris Tucker: The girl don't like you. Nobody likes you. You came all the way over here for nothing.

Serving Jackie that grade A ether.


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDDbEJAEIg][AUDIO] Jay-Z Crying On Hot97 After Hearing Ether!! Nas WON - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Mowgli]

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

3:23 mark​

 

[Fckumeen]

[ame=http://youtu.be/gvTjFHi6zyg]Rush Hour 2: Ziyi Zhang vs. Chris Tucker (Crazy & Bad Girl) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[pete clemenza]

Damn I thought the thread title said "John Carter".. I'm like 'who in the fukk watched that shyt'