After leaving my job as a bill collector I started to run out of money so I looked in the classified ads and the first thing that caught my eye was an ad that said $2000 a week...of course I already broke out that calculator and got all excited. I got suited and booted, went to the office, and the red flags started flying; it was in some old ass building and the interview process was just too easy.
So I made it to the first day and it seemed mad cultist, the first day they played a gang of pop songs(I remember Toxic by Britney Spears

) to get everyone hyped up, and then the spiel...it was a door to door sales job

I was willing to give it a chance until they mentioned that you don't make anything unless you follow through with a complete appointment. We all hop in the van and walk around a neighborhood aimlessly, and they show what we had to do... shyt was like one of them informercials

had to clean a whole section of their house and shyt...and we had to be suited up too. I dipped after two days, pissed as fukk.