Where does God telling Abraham to kill his son rank as most fukked up things in the Bible

[semicko82]

So much nonsense in that book that there's no amount of juelzing that can even explain or justify it. I mean if you really take those stories literally...

It’s actually people who look at you crazy because you don’t believe that bullshyt

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

Top ten but not top5

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

y'all believe in that bullshyt. not me.

 

[MMS]

The Bible gives y’all so many clues but y’all don’t understand.

“Let us go down and confuse their tongue because in solidarity there will be nothing they can’t do. They’ll be Gods like us.”

Genesis 1:31

And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

everything beyond this point is where things start gettin hairy god didnt supply adam with a bible, bricks, language etc

Genesis 1:29

And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

consider that God had made everything perfect on page one and you'll understand that every ideal that follows is not truly of god but of men

thus the necessity of Jesus to correct mankind and save him from himself

 

[invincible1914]

shyt gotta be top 5.


Prove your loyalty by killing your son

I think it was more of a test of faithfulness. Isaac wasn’t actually killed. He had a ram already there to be the real sacrifice.

I’ve heard a preacher say that Abraham willingness to sacrifice his son in the Old Testament was the prototype of God’s willingness to sacrifice his only begotten son in the New Testament.

 

[MMS]

I feel u.... but that's his job description



Christianity try to make God out to be a fat jolly cac like Santa, but his character is pretty consistent. He most definitely with the fukk shyt.

you have to reconsider what you believe God is to understand biblical passages

remember in ancient times God(s) was a way to explain the unexplained (natural and unnatural phenomena)

the understanding in the Bible (one omniscent, omnipresent, omnipotent) is that there is God AND Creation.

This cant be understated. Most people consider Creation to be just the earth and visible heavenly bodies. When in Biblical sense was reality itself....

therefore God was thus perceived as the other consciousness driving reality itself. Reality would deal harsh lessons to people which was then rendered as the laws of god(s)

it wasnt until Monotheism emerged in Egypt that scribes/prophets began considering that it was one entity.

Now if you go overseas to China, they always had the taoist concept of Yin Yang (Fu Xi and Nu Wa the male and female portions of the tao/great spirit)

you have to dig down to your most foundational perception of the world to really make sense of what is written in the bible both old and new

folks watch to much XMen and comics and end up with goofy concepts in their head. Its not their fault either because the Kings of antiquity played dress up

To cut through the bullshyt.

all other ground is sinking sand

what is considered truth is often just assumption built ontop of generational lies.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

In terms of the Apple and Babel, think of it this way, would you give a kid the power of Superman, Shazam, or Zeus? Then why would you think that God or any god would allow humans (as primitive as they are and most certainly were) the means to be on that level?

 

[MaxBundles]

1. Job getting everything taken from him as a result of a bet between god and the devil
2. Onan being forced to fukk and impregnate his dead brother’s wife because of jewish tradition. Onan nutted on the ground instead, so god killed him.
3. The Ark of the Covenant was being carried by donkeys and one of the donkeys stumbled, so to prevent the Ark from falling on the ground, a servant held it up. god kills the servant for touching the Ark
4. Jacob wrestled with god and gave god the beats. god gets and touches jacobs hip causing him to limp for the remainder of his life.
5. Abraham is asked by god to kill his only son to see if he loves his son more than god

bonus: god sends female bears to maul some kids who hurt a prophet’s feelings for having a receding hairline

these are top of my head but the old testament is filled with fukkery

Tell me some more, the way you describe it has me rolling over here

 

[Youhadasparkwhenustarted]

Not top 3 .
Job . God basically made a wager with the devil . Let all his family die to prove a point to the devil

god sent a bear to kill some kids cause they made fun of a bald man .

God enslaving his chosen people for 400 years

the flood .

god sending an angel to kill almost 200k men


Not messed up but Jacob wrestling with god and god takin the L

This shyt sounds like a pretentious anime.

 

[Mensch Fontana]

shyt gotta be top 5.


Prove your loyalty by killing your son

Towards the bottom, the old testament was on some fukk shyt

 

[SleezyBigSlim]

“The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all of fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."

Read this in T.I. voice

 

[dat aint da same sandwich]

I touched on that god sacrificing his son shyt in another thread:

EXACTLY!!!

"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son......"

For three whole days, big woop.

Let's just say this bullshyt is even real: a thousand years to us is like a day to god, according to them right? So if Jesus was dead for three days (I'm not gonna bother do the calculation) to god that was like a few minutes or something. It wasn't even three days in human terms. So basically he "sacrificed" his own son then pretty much raised him back up again straight away. Hardly a loss. The christian god is obviously not a fan of black people anyway considering we worship him the hardest and get nothing in return but perpetual poverty, suffering and misery no matter where we are in the world. The slave masters ain't gonna bring something that they know will empower you.

Besides if Jesus is god then how does the creator of everything who is the source of everything cease to be in existence and everything else continues without dying too and then raise himself back up from nothing and continues on?

Obviously the bible isn't a literal book and is symbolic but trying telling these people that.

And no you can't prove the bible by using the bible any more than I can prove the X-Men are real with comic books and don't give me that "just believe/ have faith" shyt either.

 

[Still Benefited]

yeah but nikkas act like he was bad...

devil made me do it is a cop out bytch u knew u was finna do it be4 u did it...

The devil represents feminine energy,if you look around you understand the evil that is feminine energy and you know the evil that it causes. God says feminine energy will have rule over the earth and I see no lies told. At the height of its evil the world will be over ruled by feminine energy. So basically god kicking the devil out of heaven is an allegory of the universe out of balance. Masculine energy or female energy left unneutralized by the other to bring balance will have its flaws. You can see gods flaws manifest in a lack of empathy,narcissism,ego etc. Even in the story of Job you see the devil play on Gods ego much like a woman would.

 

[Fresh]

The story of Job still makes me go so many years later

me too breh, you're going to put Job through all that just to prove to SATAN that Job is loyal???

I thought God was all knowing and all powerful so why put one of your most faithful servants through all that, just tell the devil to kick rocks and keep it moving???


sidenote I see that you're a Coli supporter, how do you become a supporter on here breh ?

 

[Taadow]

So job would've committed that
Then goes to hell for committing thr ultimate sin
What's the point?

- that’s not The Ultimate Sin
- there isn’t a Hell

#readthewholethingyourself