Where does God telling Abraham to kill his son rank as most fukked up things in the Bible

[JoelB]

makes u look at the devil like

because in reality the devil didnt do too much of shyt..

He ain't do shyt but report to God, give an update of where he was at/what he was doing, and then given permission to fukk with Job, but only to a certain extent.

Satan is on the payroll.

 

[newworldafro]

If I had Bible study like this growing up, I would have been hyped to put on church clothes on Sunday mornings.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

He ain't do shyt but report to God, give an update of where he was at/what he was doing, and then given permission to fukk with Job, but only to a certain extent.

Satan is on the payroll.

yeah but nikkas act like he was bad...

devil made me do it is a cop out bytch u knew u was finna do it be4 u did it...

 

[GzUp]

Breh had schizophrenia

 

[JoelB]

yeah but nikkas act like he was bad...

devil made me do it is a cop out bytch u knew u was finna do it be4 u did it...

I feel u.... but that's his job description

Isaiah 45:7
5 I am the Lord, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me:

6 That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the Lord, and there is none else.

7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

Christianity try to make God out to be a fat jolly cac like Santa, but his character is pretty consistent. He most definitely with the fukk shyt.

 

[Kitsune]

Topic of thread

The fukced up things "G-d" does in the Bible

My post

Explains that the entity in the Bible behaves as a small minded being. And there is a whole ancient philosophy that expounds upon why

I'm not saying that Gnosticism is "true"

It is a analysis of the subject

Now

There is a reality underpinning all this talk. There is a consciousness of the Universe

And no matter what myth you subscribe to, G-d is real. And G-d is not your friend

Think: the strictest of strict parent

Karma is undefeated. Doesn't matter if you like it

Gnosticism is full of fantasy shyt. Just like all myths. But it is all poetry trying to describe the essence of reality

so called myth is predicated on the tangible,, these echoes all emanate from the same source. The source being the Abrahamic God, large G. The lower g entitities are where these discrepencies in truth originates, gnosticism included. There is no escape, reality will persisit, these distortions, these attempts to reframe subjectively are just methods of psychological comfort before you eventually encounter that knck on the door

 

[Coli Bot]

Putting a tree in the garden of Eden was the original and biggest troll job.

''I put this tree here that will give you knowledge of everything... but don't touch it ''


Then knowing Adam would never take from it (why would he, he's living his best life) creates a woman i.e. troublemaker (coz you know women get bored with peaceful and nice settings) whos boredom leads to the fall of mankind.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.


You can sit and get your giggles and troll one day you'll draw your last breath

 

[Crayola Coyote]

1. Job getting everything taken from him as a result of a bet between god and the devil
2. Onan being forced to fukk and impregnate his dead brother’s wife because of jewish tradition. Onan nutted on the ground instead, so god killed him.
3. The Ark of the Covenant was being carried by donkeys and one of the donkeys stumbled, so to prevent the Ark from falling on the ground, a servant held it up. god kills the servant for touching the Ark
4. Jacob wrestled with god and gave god the beats. god gets and touches jacobs hip causing him to limp for the remainder of his life.
5. Abraham is asked by god to kill his only son to see if he loves his son more than god

bonus: god sends female bears to maul some kids who hurt a prophet’s feelings for having a receding hairline

these are top of my head but the old testament is filled with fukkery

the bonus part “I’ll show you “

 

[Starboy52]

New Testament God is an all loving, all forgiving entity.

Old Testament Yahweh?He was the phrase “fukk Around and Find Out” given form. He’d put your country through hell on earth, and send all your first borns (even the babies) to the upper room for fukking with his people.

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

you should read the version that has a talking cross...disciple brehs were definitely on shrooms

 

[Swahili P'Bitek]

The herem law must be the 1st. Kill all males and cattle, sell the women and children to slavery. David, a man who God said was a man after his own heart, carried this out with maximum efficiency, Hitler style.

 

[Claudex]

1. Job getting everything taken from him as a result of a bet between god and the devil
2. Onan being forced to fukk and impregnate his dead brother’s wife because of jewish tradition. Onan nutted on the ground instead, so god killed him.
3. The Ark of the Covenant was being carried by donkeys and one of the donkeys stumbled, so to prevent the Ark from falling on the ground, a servant held it up. god kills the servant for touching the Ark
4. Jacob wrestled with god and gave god the beats. god gets and touches jacobs hip causing him to limp for the remainder of his life.
5. Abraham is asked by god to kill his only son to see if he loves his son more than god

bonus: god sends female bears to maul some kids who hurt a prophet’s feelings for having a receding hairline

these are top of my head but the old testament is filled with fukkery

breh, I can't with y'all nikkas man.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

God hardens pharoah's heart and makes him not release the hebrews

 

[Secure Da Bag]

But he didn’t come to bring peace

but a sword

To cut through the bullshyt.