Why do women do this smh

[ball15life]

I found it adorable when my babe used to do that sh!t. I didn't mind at all. And you're kinda nothing but just a whiny little b!tch n!gga if you do mind.
Like, the fukk are you really mad at? That's your woman, and that's the type of sh!t women do.

Eats off your plate then proceeds to not eat their food because they are full

Yall both right

 

[SheWantTheD]

It's cause women lowkey eat like pigs.

You can find pictures they post on social media of pounds and pounds of candy and junk food talm bout how they gon enjoy

their Saturday eating that sh and watching romantic comedies .

 

[Ashley Banks]

I eat my husband's food all the time

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

Dude is trying to pray over the meal & her trifling ass is stealing food off his plate

 

[Grizzly]

That same pic resurfaces on Twitter like every two weeks and it's hilarious every single time lol

 

[itsyoung!!]

Skinny women look sick to me, if he know like I know he needs to let her feed up. I know chicks who only eat once a day.

you looked at that picture and saw a skinny girl ? stop watching porn immediately

 

[Action Mike]

That pic is a metaphor for life..

So are you gonna allow her to do it

Or not

 

[Absalom's Thought]

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[Weaver31]

Don't bother me. If she eats a lot off my plate ...best believe ima be hittin her plate up too.

 

[Supreme HD]

Y'all make the sussest and weirdest threads

 

[Quiet Magician]

I found it adorable when my babe used to do that sh!t. I didn't mind at all. And you're kinda nothing but just a whiny little b!tch n!gga if you do mind.
Like, the fukk are you really mad at? That's your woman, and that's the type of sh!t women do.

My plate my food, if she wants extra food in hers then she can get it herself.

 

[MJ Truth]

He's not a simple though. He just says his world goes along easier if I'm happy because he KNOWS if I'm unhappy then ultimately he will end up unhappy. Plus, I do as much for him as he does me.

And no my last name isn't hyphenated. I happily took his last name. Lol

This is something that anyone who has real life relationships would realize, but The Coli is full of full-fledged pimps so it's probably not relevant on this site.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Once I was making a sandwich. She asked me if she could have some. I made an extra half a sandwich and gave her that.

Bish woke up out of a dead sleep like 6AM the next morning. Sat straight up outta bed like she had solved the theory of everything

"I know why you made me that half a sandwich! You didn't wanna share!"

It's not about fairness or any of that. She wants to literally have you sacrifice your food to her. It's sone kind of primal thing.

It's just like them spending half an hour in the bathroom when you are out or them looking at every damn thing in the store with no intention of buying.

If you want a woman in your life, learn to accommodate these things.

 

[Mr. Negative]

I said it in another thread, folks was like ""

you wanna test the depth of someone's love for you?

Reach into their plate without asking, see what happens.

 

[-DMP-]

Long as she asks before hand, im good.

If she likes it a lot, ill just order her some to go and we split it so she doesn't feel like a fatty