Why do women do this smh

[#SOG_soldier]

im not interested in anybody puttin their fork in my plate, not my husband and not my children
there would be a high chance of domestic violence should that occur

You beat your kids, too?

 

[BrehWyatt]

Standard behavior for those in relationships.

I'd prefer if a chick just gave me a heads up before going in there, but if we're together? I'm not expecting common courtesy.

But her plate is fair game.

 

[Soundbwoy]

Once I was making a sandwich. She asked me if she could have some. I made an extra half a sandwich and gave her that.

Bish woke up out of a dead sleep like 6AM the next morning. Sat straight up outta bed like she had solved the theory of everything

"I know why you made me that half a sandwich! You didn't wanna share!"

It's not about fairness or any of that. She wants to literally have you sacrifice your food to her. It's sone kind of primal thing.

It's just like them spending half an hour in the bathroom when you are out or them looking at every damn thing in the store with no intention of buying.

If you want a woman in your life, learn to accommodate these things.

 

[Bless't]

I did that to my little brother growing up all the time.

Well... I guess I'd wait until he was done, then I'd clean his plate.

Sometimes I'd just take food from him before he was done.

 

[Bless't]

Once I was making a sandwich. She asked me if she could have some. I made an extra half a sandwich and gave her that.

Bish woke up out of a dead sleep like 6AM the next morning. Sat straight up outta bed like she had solved the theory of everything

"I know why you made me that half a sandwich! You didn't wanna share!"

It's not about fairness or any of that. She wants to literally have you sacrifice your food to her. It's sone kind of primal thing.

It's just like them spending half an hour in the bathroom when you are out or them looking at every damn thing in the store with no intention of buying.

If you want a woman in your life, learn to accommodate these things.

Awesome anecdote.

 

[intruder]

As long as they ask first it's no biggie

 

[TrillaMonsoon]

Dating a vegetarian and I always keep meat on my plate. No sharing necessary

And I feel bad for the people who live by "happy wife, happy life". No way I'm turning over my happiness to a creature whose emotions and wants change rapidly based on god knows what.

 

[Sithlord Piff]

Keep in mind Omarion is a B2K nicca...after you've been raped physically and financially, giving up a couple bites of food is easy.

 

[BezO]

...He just says his world goes along easier if I'm happy because he KNOWS if I'm unhappy then ultimately he will end up unhappy...

This is something that anyone who has real life relationships would realize, but The Coli is full of full-fledged pimps so it's probably not relevant on this site.

That happy wife shyt only works if her happiness doesn't interfere with yours.

 

[intruder]

As long as they ask first it's no biggie

Oh wait i have one exception @Soundbwoy

I hate when i go to haitian restaurants to get grio with my girl and i order my food with double plantains (tostones/banann peze) and no rice and my girl be like nah i just want rice i dont want plantains on mine. OK ...

Then when we get home she eyeing my plantains like...

YOu said you didnt want none now fukk off!!!

Dont noone touch my damn grio and bannnan, brehs. Especially after you said you didnt want none. I'll stab a mofo's hands for my sh!t

 

[wickedsm]

You beat your kids, too?

if i have to


i always said better for me to beat em than let them do what the fukkever and have the police beatin on em.