Women can't trap men! Men are just careless/dumb

Ronnie Lott

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Exactly...Things can get kind of murky....For example, you and your girl been raw dogging for about a year and she has her IUD removed without your knowledge.......

8 weeks later she hits you with the...."We're Pregnant Bae!!" :blessed:

You be like.......:heh: "Girl Stop Playin"

She be like....:childplease:

You still be like....:shaq2:

She hand you that stick on some :lawd: shyt

You instinctively on some :stopitslime: steez right now.....


You see that strip, :lupe:.... shyt kind of faint tho......"Girl this could be a false positive"

She be like :ufdup:....and steps away for a sec only to return with that digital clearblue tester........

Now you like :damn: :sadcam:

She still standing there like :sas1:......"You aint happy for us bae" :sas2:

You be like :yeshrug: ...."I guess" :wow:

She like....:usure:

You.......:wtb:........."Yeah, I'm sure"



That's a trap scenario right there if you ask me

Always wear a rub and never trust a bytch until you are ready to have kids :manny:

Answer this tho? Why hast Derek Jeter ever been trapped? :mjpls:
 

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if you say so breh....
U cant get a bich pregnant if you dont nut in her

Heres a hint. Its prob a good idea to try and fukk with chicks whose lives would be fukked up, not helped out, by you seeding up in them
 

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Breh... they be trappin. Knew a chick that intentionally had her implant removed. Then got preggo, never told dude she had it out, so he was still bussin in her.


:why::stopitslime:

He convinced her to not go that route tho, and now she mad he wanted an abortion. :yeshrug:
 

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Somebody asked a good question in the comments of that story...
"if a woman can abort her pregnancy at any time without regards to the man's wishes, why cant a man absolve himself of the pregnancy if is so chooses to?"

i agree, if a man doesn't want it and the woman does a man should be able to sign away all rights to the child, america makes so much of child support money it would never happen
 

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well just leave all female accountability at the door then :heh:

this is why child support laws should be changed,. men shouldn't be forced to pay for children they didn't want to have -- especially when it's by some slut/golddigger.

then we'd see the # of unwanted pregnancies drop immediately.
 
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