Would you rather have the ability to talk to animals, or be fluent in every world language

[jadillac]

I'm talking....talking to every animal from dogs, birds, elephants, fish, etc. You could diffuse a situation if you were lost in the wild like...

You: "Hey mr bear, if you don't eat me, I'll go get you a grocery aisle full of fresh beef and some honey."

Bear: "Sounds like a deal, breh."



Or be able speak every language in the world? You could holla at women anywhere on Earth while making alot of money in international business, or being a translator for multiple world governments.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

All langs....animal talking would be fly but who said animals wanna be ya friend?

 

[luckyse7enz]

Knowing every world language. I can't imagine that most animals would be very rational or have many interesting thoughts, outside of dogs, primates, dolphins, and shyt.

Knowing every language in the world would only help me in my dream to go any & everywhere on the planet. I'd just off that translator bread while travelling.

 

[Mowgli]

I want to talk to people not stupid ass animals. Thats nothing but a parlor trick to get cacs to pay you money for being a freak.

 

[ORDER_66]

On my Beastmaster shyt... Why not. You can learn to speak HUMAN language.... but talking to animals is next step evolution...

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

animals

hell most of the English speaking mafukkas dont give a fukk so knowing other languages is



i can holla at a bird and have that nikka spy for me

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

The only animals worth talking to are the ones who:

1. you don't eat
2. can eat you

 

[jadillac]

All langs....animal talking would be fly but who said animals wanna be ya friend?

it's all a big misunderstanding breh.

Maybe once we can finally communicate, we can end all this animal-human violence.






EDIT:







Actually, I guess I'd feel kinda bad for a cow to ask me my favorite meal, I don't wanna have to tell him I love hamburgers.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

On my Beastmaster shyt... Why not. You can learn to speak HUMAN language.... but talking to animals is next step evolution...

Yea you thinking everything sunshine and lillypads beastmaster, yogi thinking picnic baskets and bloodshed

 

[Couth]

Animals probably don't have shyt to say. Their thought process is basically "Hungry? eat. Human? attack. bytch? fukk."

Would rather be fluent in every language. You could make bank as a master interpreter/translator.

 

[Claudex]

Fluent in every world language...not even because I wouldn't love to talk to animals (that'd be dope AF) but I just think languages would be more useful in order for me to understand where my people (ethnically and human race - wise) come from.

 

[Big Boda]

On some dr doolittle stuff both dogs and cats act like babies when I come around tryna get a pat on the head. I be like aight lil homie here you go..then when i get tired of petting em they whine for me to keep doin it.

Language barries add more to relationships than you think. When you travel foreign women sometimes try to be all up under you to absorb american game and language. asking you what goes on in usa, how do you say this or that.

So my answer is the doolittle power.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

it's all a big misunderstanding breh.

Maybe once we can finally communicate, we can end all this animal-human violence.






EDIT:







Actually, I guess I'd feel kinda bad for a cow to ask me my favorite meal, I don't wanna have to tell him I love hamburgers.

I don't eat meat so i might have a chance though. it would have to besome covert-ops shyt tho. Can't trust humans who still run with other humans

 

[aXiom]

The market for human translators will continue to shrink, while you'd be the only person earth that could talk to animals. The potential to make money from talking to animals totally dwarfs being able to speak any language.

 

[Wise]