You ever been shytted on by a bird???

[Bryan Danielson]

Hold this Neg.

Cool but I can bust off more shots than you can produce negs


Let me gets My 15 shots and we even stevens

 

[ThisIsLife]

Yes, once I had a bird shyt on my coat coming out of work, during the winter of 2010. I was taking the bus at the time, so I had to keep my coat off until I got home.

Besides that, anytime I park my car in the driveway they love to shyt on my car, but if it's parked on the street, they leave it alone

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Never, but I cant be the only one that sometimes thinks about it.


I legit sat down one time and thought to myself, "With birds sh!ttin everywhere, is it only inevitable that I'm going to be shat on? "

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Cool but I can bust off more shots than you can produce negs


Let me gets My 15 shots and we even stevens

About to CrowdFund this Neg campaign. Who said outsourcing is all bad?

 

[shopthatwrecks]

wynewood shoppin center in dallas...its a spot where its a bunch of trees in the parkin lot....i thought it was hailing like a muhfukka...

white n raspberry chunks...i was pissed

my potna was crackin up

 

[Ghost Utmost]

I was jogging once and bird shyt missed me by like two inches.

If its good luck to be shat upon, it must be great luck to narrowly miss getting shat

 

[Bryan Danielson]

About to CrowdFund this Neg campaign. Who said outsourcing is all bad?

Like that classic Ghostface intro

Just me and you motherfukker just me and you

 

[TEH]

When I was in school a seagull shyt in some dudes mouth

my condolences

 

[MBwithadream]

My sister wouldn't give me 50 dollars so yeah.

 

[Lord_nikon]

My sister wouldn't give me 50 dollars so yeah.

 

[Cadillac]

Yeah back in middle school during PE. Our track went under some trees. I was walking with some girl that had some drink container and she was shaking it, so I thought some of it came out and hit my leg . Put 2 and 2 together a few moments later. Also at that same school had a close call at lunch. A I was eating a spicy chicken sandwich and a bird shyt on the sandwich wrapper after I was like 3 bites into it. I looked at it like and just threw it away.

sheesh got shyt on 2 times

 

[old pig]

fortunately no...I be paranoid walking thru parking lots with lots of seagulls flying overhead...friend in middle school had a bird shyt right on his eye

 

[old pig]

...and had a piece of worm in it

 

[Mastamimd]

Worst thing is there ain't a damn thing you can do but and move on with your day

 

[El Poyo Loco]

Yeah then 20 minutes later after I cleaned up I found $100