You ever been shytted on by a bird???

[Premeditated]

second grade during recess

pigeon shyt landed right on my head. my uncle had just cut my hair so I could feel that shyt right away. smh. put my hand there to see what was put and then sniffed. That shyt smell like filthy pissy mud.

alot of the girls from my class saw that shyt and started laughing

I started laughing too like a retard I don't know why

 

[Smokin Rider]

Yep I was outside shooting the basketball when I was like 11 and it hit me on my thigh. Could have been much worse I suppose

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

Yeah a couple times at school. On lunch as we all were about to go back to class I was daping up my friends I got shytted on my hand

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

My luck was terrible yesterday
After getting shyted on

 

[Kliq_Souf]

several times... especially at the boardwalks in Jersey
People be feeding them funnel cake and shyt and them shyts drop like hail

 

[P90]

Pigeon once plopped on my brand new wool peacoat some nasty white green liquid solid mix. My boy laughed and I swear I was about to smear his face in it but I showed restraint.