You have a date with a bad chick at a new restaurant. You sit down, open the menu and see this:

[madness]

she's looking over the menu like "i'm soooo hungry"



what do you do?

 

[blackestofpanthers]

So you took the time to look up a place and make reservations but didn't check the prices?

Silly scenarios

 

[Paper Boi]

dine and ditch.


then leave them a bad review on yelp.

 

[Auger]

Sorry hun, I think I have an allergic reaction to everything on the menu.

or be 100 and say, I ain't ballin' like that

 

[DrX]

lol u can tell yall dudes r simps....

because a real nikka would be thinking "ill bounce and if she trip ill replace her with my #2

 

[H.I.M.]

That's pocket change to ya average coli nikka

 

[-DMP-]

You just gotta keep it real. Hell better yet if she look at them prices and ain't said nothing then I know she isn't the one for me.

-DMP-

 

[ORDER_66]

I could probably buy like one steak but we splitting that shyt down the middle...

 

[Mowgli]

she's looking over the menu like "i'm soooo hungry"



what do you do?

Say this is to expensive and leave. Theres steakhouses that are just as good for less money. If shes acting salty in the car then shes going to be dropped off at home to season her apartment and the main chick will be hit up on speed dial

*hey, you wanna get some steak*

(shows up)

- chick

"well arent you dressed nice, what happen your date cancel "


Get in the damn car - me

*ok ok sheesh no need to be nasty.* - her (scurries to car in heels)

ima show you somthin nasty after dinner - me

 

[Miggs]

I take my certs over to the atm in the lobby and withdraw 5 stacks for the evening...

 

[Money Be Green]

Close the menu and head to Mcdonalds

 

[IDCdoYOU]

If she's more than just a hot piece of ass, she'll suggest eating elsewhere and save you the embarrassment.

Its kind of like that whole 'a good girl unlocks the car door for you' rule.

If she doesn't, and you don't walk out on her, then you deserve to have your ass taken for every penny you got.

ETA: If you're willing to pay THAT much just to get it in, then do yourself a favor and browse your local craigslist.

 

[King Poetic]

Be like " I left my wallet in the car, I'll be right back in "take off & then I'll stopped by popeyes

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

These threads are getting real corny...

 

[mrken12]