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she's looking over the menu like "i'm soooo hungry
"what do you do?
You have a date with a bad chick at a new restaurant. You sit down, open the menu and see this:
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she's looking over the menu like "i'm soooo hungry
"what do you do?
blackestofpanthers
God forgives, you are forgiven.
So you took the time to look up a place and make reservations but didn't check the prices? 
Silly scenarios
Silly scenarios
You just gotta keep it real. Hell better yet if she look at them prices and ain't said nothing then I know she isn't the one for me.
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Say this is to expensive and leave. Theres steakhouses that are just as good for less money.
she's looking over the menu like "i'm soooo hungry
what do you do?
If shes acting salty in the car then shes going to be dropped off at home to season her apartment and the main chick will be hit up on speed dial*hey, you wanna get some steak*
(shows up)
- chick"well arent you dressed nice, what happen your date cancel
" Get in the damn car - me*ok ok sheesh no need to be nasty.* - her (scurries to car in heels)
ima show you somthin nasty after dinner
- me
Money Be Green
Superstar
Close the menu and head to Mcdonalds
If she's more than just a hot piece of ass, she'll suggest eating elsewhere and save you the embarrassment.
Its kind of like that whole 'a good girl unlocks the car door for you' rule.
If she doesn't, and you don't walk out on her, then you deserve to have your ass taken for every penny you got.
ETA: If you're willing to pay THAT much just to get it in, then do yourself a favor and browse your local craigslist.
Its kind of like that whole 'a good girl unlocks the car door for you' rule.
If she doesn't, and you don't walk out on her, then you deserve to have your ass taken for every penny you got.
ETA: If you're willing to pay THAT much just to get it in, then do yourself a favor and browse your local craigslist.
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Be like " I left my wallet in the car, I'll be right back in "take off & then I'll stopped by popeyes
Field Marshall Bradley
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These threads are getting real corny...
