You're out with your girl....

[Malta]

Id say "Hey man, I dont want no trouble " I'd dap my girl and pull her in close and whisper in her ear

Spoiler

In 2 minutes drop to the floor.....

Id leave with my hands up lookin shook as fukk then in about 1min 45 seconds

But, you just took self defense or assault up to possible attempted murder, this is your cellmate -

If you're not familar with that gentlemen here -

 

[skeetsinternal]

I always had problems with short nikkas with low center of gravity. I usually gave it my best, but I think I would just keep him in front of me and use my reach. What would you do OP?

 

[Johnny Kilroy]

Set up my phone to record my ass whuppin then use it as evidence and sue his ass.

 

[Malta]

I always had problems with short nikkas with low center of gravity. I usually gave it my best, but I think I would just keep him in front of me and use my reach. What would you do OP?

I'd negotiate what time he should have her home by, but I'd be real strict with it too

He's a Southpaw, I don't want none of that evil

 

[sfgiants]

But, you just took self defense or assault up to possible attempted murder, this is your cellmate -

If you're not familar with that gentlemen here -
Gang leader John Mongrel is Mr Nice Guy - YouTube

lol mr nice guy, or this guy:

 

[skeetsinternal]

I'd negotiate what time he should have her home by, but I'd be real strict with it too

He's a Southpaw, I don't want none of that evil

 

[KingDanz]

if this was anime, the epic music would start playing and you'd get the emotion powerup...



but this isn't anime

 

[Wildin]

But, you just took self defense or assault up to possible attempted murder, this is your cellmate -

If you're not familar with that gentlemen here -
Gang leader John Mongrel is Mr Nice Guy - YouTube

well first the cops gotta find me. if i feel they are getting close. then i do the unthinkable.

I'll eat my girlfriends face with bowl of cereal. therefore when they take me to trial im dressed like

and im kept away from anyone and everyone

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

 

[K-Deini]

let him have her. my girl keep a razor under her tongue, have her start kissing on his neck, then have her slip away in the crowd. no one knows what happen, everyones dancing around his dying body. for his last image on earth, we'll lock eyes and give em the :lookhere: you fukked up.

i hear they enjoy rape in hell :notredame:

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

I'm a Typical Coli nikka

I specialize in 5 forms of Martial Arts. Warren Buffet By Day, Caped Crusader by night

Why the fukk would I be scared?






































As long as she's home by midnight and only missionary I don't see what the issue is

 

[Action Jackson]

He bleeds just like I do, he's about to find out he's not about that life. I can run southpaw too. He also throws a lot of lunging hooks because hes over agressive. I stick him with a hard right jab while keeping my girl in between us to create some distance from his short ass arms and avoid his explosiveness. I can't handle his skill set but I can out smart him. Plus I'm in a club it will only take a min or so tops for the bouncers to get there. I'll stick him with a few more hard right jabs while moving to my right keeping my girl as that cushion. She might be pissed after wards but with everything going on she won't know what the fukk happened besides seeing that I came out unscathed and ol hector got a face full of knuckle prints.

Then Tell my bytch I got warrants and we need to escape with the quickness.

 

[Malta]

He bleeds just like I do, he's about to find out he's not about that life. I can run southpaw too. He also throws a lot of lunging hooks because hes over agressive. I stick him with a hard right jab while keeping my girl in between us to create some distance from his short ass arms and avoid his explosiveness. I can't handle his skill set but I can out smart him. Plus I'm in a club it will only take a min or so tops for the bouncers to get there. I'll stick him with a few more hard right jabs while moving to my right keeping my girl as that cushion. She might be pissed after wards but with everything going on she won't know what the fukk happened besides seeing that I came out unscathed and ol hector got a face full of knuckle prints.

Then Tell my bytch I got warrants and we need to escape with the quickness.

All it takes is 30 seconds for him to leave you eating through a straw and an arm that's bent the wrong way. That first dude he knocked out was 6"3, and the tallest person he's choked out is 6"4, keeping your distance is easier said than done if you're not trained to fight. He's used to eating punches, you're not and he won't respect your punching power

And when it comes to Southpaws, he's fought more right handed fighters than you've fought left handed, they almost always have the advantage

 

[Draje]

I'm gonna do the Urkel Shuffel and hope this nikka bust out laughing so hard that he forgets about my girl.

Other than that, I'm like 135 lbs.

He'd eat my hardest combinations like scooby snacks and proceed to cave my face in with a flick of his wrist.

 

[gangreen]

You have been with her for 3 years, will marry her and have children with her, and tonight you two hit up a club because you read a thread by @CrimsonTider stating you're a weirdo if you dont. For 3 years, you have been telling your girl about how nice you are with your hands, and how many ass whippings you have given to people prior to meeting her.

When you get to the club this man -

Hector Lombard Highlights ~ Unstoppable - YouTube


Has been staring at your girl from the second she walked in, 10 minutes after your arrival he makes his way over to you and your girl while you are dancing. He looks you in the eye and says in broken English "I fuh you girl maricón" then shoves you out the way and proceeds to dagger your girl like so -

There are no weapons, and your girl is yelling out "Show him the hands!!!" , everyone in the club is looking at you and he keeps his eyes locked on you while calling you a maricón & dry humping your girl into a coma. What do you do in this situation :what1: