at first I thought this was a post about you trying to convince yourself that not having the newest macbook, but rather an old one was cool....
I easily could've gotten the new one if I wanted, but school started and I needed a new macbook i mean my 2011 one was still iite, but I was like fukk it.
Like I said my macbook is maxed everywhere
MacBook Pro (Retina, 13-inch, Early 2015)
3.1 GHz Intel Core i7
16 GB 1867 MHz DDR3
1TB SSD
I'm just stating the facts in regards to the new one. I would've copped it,but holy shyt all that crap they did to it the touch bar does not warrant me a

omg i need it buy. specially when I can't remove the SSD which to me is a fukk you to us because if your SDD fails then guess what you paying for the entire board probably since its soldered in.
Also them nikkas opted usb-c instead of the magsafe? nikka that some dumb shyt like magsafe was great if someone walked on ya cord or through it it just snatched the cord away now it with usb-c its finna be the computer too possibly
PLus I love my HDMI port and that SD card port. I'm happy I bought the most recent one before the new ones came out.