$385K Modern Home In Houston TX

[Mike_Pipeson]

Maaaan I went by Tierwester to see my aunt for Christmas and I started seeing these 3 story BS ass homes being built on them empty lots and was like
These dikk heads moving past MacGregor and going straight into the hood now

 

[I Really Mean It]

You couldn’t pay me $385,000 to live in Texas.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

How you paying for extra garage space and a missing floor??? nikka gassed about the high ceiling ignoring that they did that to only give you 2 floors of nothing.

That's a 1 bed 1 br for 384?????????

In the description it's saying 3 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms. And that's a 3 car garage.

 

[REdefinition]

Y'all really fixated on that "7 car" line. Nobody's realistically doing that. He was just pointing out how big (long) it was (pause).

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Meanwhile @TEXAS MANDINGO living like this

We don't have trash houses like these in Texas
Buffalo on the other hand

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The price is especially nice for the location if being in proximity to downtown is your goal. You can take that price and get an actual mcmansion with yard and space somewhere else in the city. My space is the premium I wanna pay for and if I don't have to see any neighbors the better. What they don't show you is the possibility that in either end of those row homes is the hood, lol, they just carved out a photographic slice for the gram

Not worth it to me.
Downtown Houston isn't that great and there is no advantage to being close unless you work there, or want access to other areas.

7 car garage is dumb, who has 7 cars and buys that house? Or even 3? Damn near more space for the garage than you have for yourself, More garage than yard.

As someone else said, for that price you can (or at least could) get a Mcmansion in the burbs. Better for me since I have kids and WFH.

Where in the burbs would y'all live and get a Mcmansion for $385k? Don't know anything about Texas.

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

We don't have trash houses like these in Texas
Buffalo on the other hand

That’s a lie.



I’ve also seen areas in Houston like this.

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

Must be a hassle to change the lightbulbs

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

5.25-6.25 interest rate 385k for little studio looking set up. He didn’t show off no closet space. Talking about he’s a minimalists. You gotta be live there. Only got space for a week worth of clothes and a couple of pair of shoes. He had the nerve to call that little ledge with a desk upstairs. I couldn’t even run my office set up in the tiny space. I need to see him park 7 cars in there because I don’t believe it.

 

[Sad Bunny]

385K to be connected to neighbors.

No thanks.

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Where in the burbs would y'all live and get a Mcmansion for $385k? Don't know anything about Texas.

Take your pick north south east west..... far north fast south far east far west...... city is expansive and your limits may only coincide with travel time....... lots of options

 

[chkmeout]

Maaaan I went by Tierwester to see my aunt for Christmas and I started seeing these 3 story BS ass homes being built on them empty lots and was like
These dikk heads moving past MacGregor and going straight into the hood now

It's a wrap.

 

[DrexlersFade]

We don't have trash houses like these in Texas
Buffalo on the other hand

You know that's funny you say that check out where I live in the town it's called Five points a affuelent area in my wonderful city bytch I can go anywhere and I'm good because I'm paid how many miles yo car got I got a 21 20k fakkit.

Don't ever try to play me you broke p*ssy I'm good everywhere and like I said my family just moved to Houston and they been wanting to come down. I'm going to pick you up p*ssy.

 

[TV]

Cool spot but a $0 down payment isn't a smart move

 

[Richard Glidewell]

That’s a lie.



I’ve also seen areas in Houston like this.

I'm appalled at this cac slander..... he needs the beats......