70% of US military can no longer do push ups

[KBtheKey]

That M4 Carbine will push you up tho

Have the opps pushing up daisies

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Wait it's inter service beef?? The Army don't mess with the Marines and nem'??

fukk the army and their low ass standards letting in criminals. They are objectively the worst service to join.......you don't get no go to jail or join the navy or marines nonsense.......the navy puts its marines up against any army busters.......light work

 

[Richard Glidewell]

We just like talking shyt to each other but it's all love. We all seem to forget about Coast Guard though

Coast guard cool with me.....they chose wrong but they get respeck for crossing oceans in the lil dinghies lmao.......air force always want to try and front.......they get all the good facilities so they think they can roast when adults are talking.....never goes well for the.

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Y’all ain’t winning shyt but a hot dog eating contest. Y’all fat asses can’t even say it’s minimal cause y’all are department of the “Gay-vy” by extension, the heaviest and greasiest of all branches.

Boooooooy, lemme tell you how many army recruits I see wandering ft Sam Houston in the fat boy program!! Mind these are NEW members......whole platoon of these mufukkas.....you hypnotized with hate breh......USN all day everyday day.......you love just like you love our air support..........

 

[Jean Jacket]

This is a complete fukkin lie.

 

[Jean Jacket]

The body mass index is flawed. It accounts for muscle mass as well as fat.

You got swole brolic Brehs that are considered obese according to BMI.

 

[the elastic]

Entirely false........they can go find out though......I was overweight and obese by the cac body standards......260 under 15 percent body fat though and I ran all day

This. I knew fit brehs in the Army that stayed getting taped up just cause they had a wide core. shyt looked annoying cause they had to wait for everyone else in line to get weighed cause they had to get checked again, which gave them less time to eat breakfast

 

[Bryan Danielson]

This is a complete fukkin lie.

They can do more push-up than a lot of the TSC posters though

That still counts for something

 

[MMS]

McDonald’s runs the U.S

@010101

Do you believe in God? (2022 edition)

*Snip* When I was a kid, I actually named one of my Pokémon Ba'al. That specific Pokémon makes it rain, so I named it after the god of rain, Ba'al. I've always thought it was a beautiful name :yeshrug:

www.thecoli.com

 

[chiefdogg]

Y’all ain’t winning shyt but a hot dog eating contest. Y’all fat asses can’t even say it’s minimal cause y’all are department of the “Gay-vy” by extension, the heaviest and greasiest of all branches.

Damn WTF happened.

 

[africngiant]

me and my thecoli fitness/combat gurus gonna have to serve the frontlines to save this sorry ass country

 

[TheDarkskinnedDrake]

Y’all ain’t winning shyt but a hot dog eating contest. Y’all fat asses can’t even say it’s minimal cause y’all are department of the “Gay-vy” by extension, the heaviest and greasiest of all branches.

I don’t care enough to search fat army people cause the joke is your service already also you’re a leg

 

[Sterling Archer]

That M4 Carbine will push you up tho

I know people that were military, came home and when we went to gun ranges, they couldn’t shoot for shyt. I was

 

[Shadow King]

Many of those folks don't really look out of shape tbh.

This is what the fuçk is going on with my tax money?

 

[987654321]

I don’t care enough to search fat army people cause the joke is your service already also you’re a leg

Air-Assault is half leg, half amazing