American brehs, put me on to the NFL

[dennis roadman]

Too late breh, im going in

Im gonna be one of those hipster football fans in my country lol.

definitely gotta adopt either a losing team or the packers in that case

you might choose the vikings to honor your norse heritage

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Ok american brehs and brehettes, I'm trynna get into football. I figured why the hell not since it got you guys so excited each sunday.

anyway, I know next to nothing about football. The rules and stuff is not really what Im looking for, since I can just read up on that easily.

What I need to know is the players and the teams.. I figured since I'm a NBA junkie, an easy way to approach this would be to say "this team is basically the Lakers of the nBA" "This guy is the LeBron of the NFL" etc.

So, bless me with your knowledge brehs.

Who's the Duncan, KG and Kobes? (all time greats still playing).

Who's Bron?

Who's Anthony Davis?

Which teams are the Celtics and Lakers? (historically dominant)

Who are the big three Heat? (The team we all hate)

what you got the coli?

Depends...

Can't go wrong with hating on the Raiders or Cowboys....mainly because of their fans....not because they're good or anything....

 

[PortCityProphet]

Just watch nikka. Ain't that serious. Ain't no comparing nba cats to NFL cats cuz it just doesn't match up like that.
Watch games and try to understand it. Don't worry bout all that other ish in the OP

 

[L&HH]

How many rings does Andre Johnson have?

Exactly. The Tim Duncan imo would be Tom Brady. LeBron would be the Peyton, ehh sorta kind of, LeBron being more hated in his respective sport.

 

[GunRanger]

Dallas and Pittsburgh are Celtics and Lakers

cowboys colts packers giants probably oldest teams with most history

peyton is lebron.....Brady is kobe

andrew luck is Lillard

rg3 John wall

Russell Wilson kawhi Leonard

steelers bad boy pistons

Durant is drew Brees

Luck is Kyrie or Blake

 

[The War Report]

You'll go running back to soccer after enduring all those stoppages/commercial breaks.

 

[5StarElite]

Brady(Patriots) = Tim Duncan(Spurs)
Peyton Manning=Kobe
Aaron Rodgers=Lebron
Andrew Luck=Anthony Davis
Drew Brees=Durant
Russell Wilson=Russell Westbrook

As far as teams nikkas love to hate, its the NFL, don't matter what squad u choose, beef is inevitable.

 

[Da_Eggman]

NFL is more about team so hated to compare but

Lebron of the nfl would be Calvin Johnson

Timmy would be Tom Brady

Davis would be Clowney

The team everybody should hate are the pats

 

[Carlos Huerta]

none of these (well the steelers analogy is ok) are good analogies IMO, especially because you just over looked the bears and niners...even the raiders as far as history goes

dude included Cowboys as "oldest teams"

 

[AVXL]

Dallas and Pittsburgh are Celtics and Lakers

cowboys colts packers giants probably oldest teams with most history

peyton is lebron.....Brady is kobe

andrew luck is Lillard

rg3 John wall

Russell Wilson kawhi Leonard

steelers bad boy pistons

Durant is drew Brees

The return of the WOAT

My condolences to Georgie P and his leg breh ...you took the whole summer off & lived in infamy, you good fam?

 

[Malta]

@SwagKingKong you won't like it, you clearly like free flowing sports meanwhile in the NFL the ball is in play for only like 10 minutes total and there's about 100 commercials.

 

[Doctor Doom]

@AVXL

Why you throw a neg my way though?

Best player in the NFL sure isn't Matty Ice
































:brees:

 

[Rich Spirit]

Dallas and Pittsburgh are Celtics and Lakers

cowboys colts packers giants probably oldest teams with most history

peyton is lebron.....Brady is kobe

andrew luck is Lillard

rg3 John wall

Russell Wilson kawhi Leonard

steelers bad boy pistons

Durant is drew Brees

Yea back in 08

 

[Doctor Doom]

Yea back in 08

Bull really acting like the Steelers defense isn't swiss cheese now

 

[bnm8907]

It's an overrated sport that cacs,geeks and mexicans worship.Typical Nfl game is 3 and out,punt,fumble,tv timeout,challenge where they show 26 replays,a bunch of no gains,dropped passes,touchdown,commercial,punt,comercial with some bumbling ex player babbling in the booth final score either 31-27 or 13-6.Wash rinse repeat for 18-19 weeks

Brah I NEVER negged a person since I been here but you close. Dont disrespect the game like


And with that only whites, mexicans , and geeks only watch nfl. In America everbody watching nfl girls included. Lames is the only ones not fukkin with the nfl.