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Robert Quinn and Chris Long and Micheal Brockers
Robert Quinn and Chris Long and Micheal Brockers
American brehs, put me on to the NFL
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Don't root for one of the "popular" teams, breh. 
In this spoiler I will make a concerned effort to get you to join Who Dey Nation
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In this spoiler I will make a concerned effort to get you to join Who Dey Nation
Want a team that'll give you a range of emotions every Sunday? Pick the Bengals, breh. If I had to compare us to anybody in the league....., it'd be the Trailblazers. Although they actually have a ring(in like the 60s or 70s), they're kinda built like we are. Built through the draft with a young core and a handful of legitimate stars who are easy to like.
AJ Green, top 3 WR in the league, at worst. Absolute animal when it comes to bailing out his quarterback. Nobody has better body control when the ball is in the air, and he's just flat out fun to watch.
I mean that catch at like 1:10.....how does he do it? I don't know.
Geno Atkins. Top 5 D-Lineman in the league. Here's a story for you to get interested in. Just before last season, he signed a contract extension. In the middle of another dominant season, he blows out his knee on Halloween against the Dolphins. Before he got injured, you'd probably be hard pressed to name anyone more talented on the d-line in the league, besides JJ Watt. More than anything else, he's a playmaker.
Vontaze Burfict. Was projected in college to be a top 10 pick in the first round. Behavioral problems and failed drug tests as well as a horrible showing at the combine led to him being completely undrafted. We took a chance and picked him up as a free agent. Last year was his second season, and he lead the NFL in tackles. He took over the defense when Geno Atkins went down, and he emerged as a top 10 linebacker with a ferocious playstyle that fukk boys like to call "dirty". He just hits nikkas very very hard.
At quarterback we have a ginger fakkit who doesn't get a full blurb but might if he turns up this year. I mean, Dalton has good numbers, but he fails under pressure too often. He's been working with a new crew this offseason tho, and hasn't thrown a pick all preseason, so it could be possible he's turned a new leaf.
Giovanni Bernard, Pretty much a speedy little midget who makes incredible plays and doesn't get tackled when he should. Last season was his rookie year, and he was routinely straight up embarrasing teams out on the gridiron. He's just fun to watch. Watch him ball out his rookie year.
Regardless, this team is fun. With a ton of weapons.
AJ Green, top 3 WR in the league, at worst. Absolute animal when it comes to bailing out his quarterback. Nobody has better body control when the ball is in the air, and he's just flat out fun to watch.
I mean that catch at like 1:10.....how does he do it? I don't know.
Geno Atkins. Top 5 D-Lineman in the league. Here's a story for you to get interested in. Just before last season, he signed a contract extension. In the middle of another dominant season, he blows out his knee on Halloween against the Dolphins. Before he got injured, you'd probably be hard pressed to name anyone more talented on the d-line in the league, besides JJ Watt. More than anything else, he's a playmaker.
Vontaze Burfict. Was projected in college to be a top 10 pick in the first round. Behavioral problems and failed drug tests as well as a horrible showing at the combine led to him being completely undrafted. We took a chance and picked him up as a free agent. Last year was his second season, and he lead the NFL in tackles. He took over the defense when Geno Atkins went down, and he emerged as a top 10 linebacker with a ferocious playstyle that fukk boys like to call "dirty". He just hits nikkas very very hard.
At quarterback we have a ginger fakkit who doesn't get a full blurb but might if he turns up this year. I mean, Dalton has good numbers, but he fails under pressure too often. He's been working with a new crew this offseason tho, and hasn't thrown a pick all preseason, so it could be possible he's turned a new leaf.
Giovanni Bernard, Pretty much a speedy little midget who makes incredible plays and doesn't get tackled when he should. Last season was his rookie year, and he was routinely straight up embarrasing teams out on the gridiron. He's just fun to watch. Watch him ball out his rookie year.
Regardless, this team is fun. With a ton of weapons.
ENLIST TODAY
KyokushinKarateMan
Train hard, fight easy
I would equate Timmy Timmy with more of a Peyton Manning-ish player.
Yeah. That's it.
Peyton is the Tim Duncan of the NFL.
Big Fundamentals to the fullest.
KyokushinKarateMan
Train hard, fight easy
Don't root for one of the "popular" teams, breh.
In this spoiler I will make a concerned effort to get you to join Who Dey Nation
Want a team that'll give you a range of emotions every Sunday? Pick the Bengals, breh. If I had to compare us to anybody in the league....., it'd be the Trailblazers. Although they actually have a ring(in like the 60s or 70s), they're kinda built like we are. Built through the draft with a young core and a handful of legitimate stars who are easy to like.
AJ Green, top 3 WR in the league, at worst. Absolute animal when it comes to bailing out his quarterback. Nobody has better body control when the ball is in the air, and he's just flat out fun to watch.
I mean that catch at like 1:10.....how does he do it? I don't know.
Geno Atkins. Top 5 D-Lineman in the league. Here's a story for you to get interested in. Just before last season, he signed a contract extension. In the middle of another dominant season, he blows out his knee on Halloween against the Dolphins. Before he got injured, you'd probably be hard pressed to name anyone more talented on the d-line in the league, besides JJ Watt. More than anything else, he's a playmaker.
Vontaze Burfict. Was projected in college to be a top 10 pick in the first round. Behavioral problems and failed drug tests as well as a horrible showing at the combine led to him being completely undrafted. We took a chance and picked him up as a free agent. Last year was his second season, and he lead the NFL in tackles. He took over the defense when Geno Atkins went down, and he emerged as a top 10 linebacker with a ferocious playstyle that fukk boys like to call "dirty". He just hits nikkas very very hard.
At quarterback we have a ginger fakkit who doesn't get a full blurb but might if he turns up this year. I mean, Dalton has good numbers, but he fails under pressure too often. He's been working with a new crew this offseason tho, and hasn't thrown a pick all preseason, so it could be possible he's turned a new leaf.
Giovanni Bernard, Pretty much a speedy little midget who makes incredible plays and doesn't get tackled when he should. Last season was his rookie year, and he was routinely straight up embarrasing teams out on the gridiron. He's just fun to watch. Watch him ball out his rookie year.
Regardless, this team is fun. With a ton of weapons.
ENLIST TODAY
One could say this is a recruitment for bandwagoners.
Not sure how that would sit with the rest of your fellow faithful fandom
Amare's Right Hook
Southeast World Champion
Don't be a Jet fan unless you want people with alternative lifestyles follow you home.
If he's truly a bandwagoner, he'll be gone as soon as Andy has one of those gamesOne could say this is a recruitment for bandwagoners.
Not sure how that would sit with the rest of your fellow faithful fandom
Deezy314619
All Star
new age gladiator shyt. ran by whites exploiting (for the most part) blacks and others. fun to watch, especially if you get money off it (fantasy leagues, gambling, etc). shows how stupid americans really are and how little real shyt matters to us. the end.
Most of the world does, that's how real football and basketball are very popular (yeah I know B-Ball has tleouts and all, but it's far more free flowing than Handegg)
Formerly known as...
Collector
I would say come to Patriots nation and be a fan but it would probably be more natural if you hated us, you'd fit in better around here that way breh.
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Ok american brehs and brehettes, I'm trynna get into football. I figured why the hell not since it got you guys so excited each sunday.
anyway, I know next to nothing about football. The rules and stuff is not really what Im looking for, since I can just read up on that easily.
What I need to know is the players and the teams.. I figured since I'm a NBA junkie, an easy way to approach this would be to say "this team is basically the Lakers of the nBA" "This guy is the LeBron of the NFL" etc.
So, bless me with your knowledge brehs.
Who's the Duncan, KG and Kobes? (all time greats still playing) - Peyton Manning, Larry Fitzgerald, Reggie Wayne
Who's Bron? Adrian Peterson
Who's Anthony Davis?Underrated player yet on a sorry squad giving talent around - Julio Jones, Dez Bryant, AJ Green
Which teams are the Celtics and Lakers? (historically dominant) - Cowboys, Niners, and Steelers
Who are the big three Heat? (The team we all hate) The Denver broncos, because they just score big free agents, when they cant get it done.
what you got the coli?
Peyton needs a winning record in the postseason first.
....and a couple more rings...
....maybe some clutch performances aswell.
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Real G's move in silence
Just save yourself the frustration and don't follow the Browns.
