Confessions of a Simp

[Pdiddy]

Come here nikka...let me slap some sense into you
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3281985/slap-a-nikka-o.gif

 

[Turbulent]

I struggle with texting. I text her every morning to say good morning and how she's doing. I also would text her throughout the day. She tells me that she likes it. Now when we're both at home after work, she barely answers my texts and when she does it's one word sentences.

She tells me that she's never been with a guy like me before and that she gets nervous with anticipation when she sees me. This is what's throwing me off. I told her that I was going to fall back a little after she dropped that committment line that I mentioned earlier in the thread. She didn't respond to it. I want to text her so bad. I guess that's the junkie in me that someone mentioned earlier lol.

you're playing yourself breh.

get your mind right. get your willpower up. get better principles. the chick pretty much told you she's doesn't see herself with you. as Reincar has said, Commitment is the male vagina. to put this in perspective for the chicks, imagine if a chick offered a dude the p*ssy on a silver platter and dude gave it a look like

it's over breh. charge it to the game. there's no coming back from that. i mean there is but the amount of work you'd have to put in is not worth it. you,re doing the right thing by falling back but i sense you were just saying that as game.which is why i say, get your mind right, you gotta move on for real cause that chick is just using you to feed her need for attention and affection. not even trying to be an a$$hole but she feels like she could do better than you. if she didn't, she would have never told you something like "i'm ready for a relationship, just not with you". marinate on that...

 

[Taadow]

I struggle with texting. I text her every morning to say good morning and how she's doing. I also would text her throughout the day. She tells me that she likes it. Now when we're both at home after work, she barely answers my texts and when she does it's one word sentences.

She tells me that she's never been with a guy like me before and that she gets nervous with anticipation when she sees me. This is what's throwing me off. I told her that I was going to fall back a little after she dropped that committment line that I mentioned earlier in the thread. She didn't respond to it. I want to text her so bad. I guess that's the junkie in me that someone mentioned earlier lol.

Cousin...

*puts hand on your shoulder*

...you a Time Hoe.

She likes getting texts in the morning and at work from you, becasue that's when nothing else is crackin'.
After work, she's got something (or someone) else to do. She's got another hoe for that.

CUT HER OFF.

 

[Taadow]

you're playing yourself breh.

get your mind right. get your willpower up. get better principles. the chick pretty much told you she's doesn't see herself with you. as Reincar has said, Commitment is the male vagina. to put this in perspective for the chicks, imagine if a chick offered a dude the p*ssy on a silver platter and dude gave it a look like

it's over breh. charge it to the game. there's no coming back from that. i mean there is but the amount of work you'd have to put in is not worth it. you,re doing the right thing by falling back but i sense you were just saying that as game.which is why i say, get your mind right, you gotta move on for real cause that chick is just using you to feed her need for attention and affection. not even trying to be an a$$hole but she feels like she could do better than you. if she didn't, she would have never told you something like "i'm ready for a relationship, just not with you". marinate on that...

Yeah.

But let's put this in another perspective:

@Cap. Scarlet Ol' gurl is gettin' what she wants from you - a little attention when she's bored.
Are you getting what you want from her?

 

[The Emperor]

I want to start out by saying this is not a troll thread.

I've simped probably every woman that I've ever been with. Most of the relationships I've been in
I've had stronger feelings towards the woman than she had for me. I've tried but I seem to fall back into my same routine.
I don't have problems pulling women at all. The woman that I'm currently seeing told me that she's
ready for a committed relationship but doesn't know if she wants that with me.

How do I break this cycle and change from being this way?

I'm willing to answer, elaborate, and confess anything related within reason about this lifestyle that I want to change.

The only way to fix this is you are going to have to slap the next chick who disrespect you emotionally.

You have to there is no other way...
Open hand slap the next woman who openly disregards you.

 

[Kenny West]

 

[DaDoc04]

Damn we got 30 year olds out here simpin?

I thought it was a young breh's disease.

 

[The Mad Titan]

The game has changed, you can still treat a woman good. But your best bet is to not worry about why you haven't heard from them multiple times a day. If they like you enough they'll make that happen, and if they arent that type they will hit you up when they feel like it.

You pretty much blow your load at the gate leaving them stun and confused, then you stand around leaving them bored and unsure.

 

[intruder]

Man, i cant even confess my worst simping act. You mofos would never let me hear the end of it
It was bad... As i was doing it i couldnt believe i was doing it and had these voices in my head going
Maybe someday i'll come clean. Not ready for this one brehs. I need some tissue just thinking about it

 

[DallasTxRep]

I've been seeing her for a couple of months. Is that enough time to give a person to make a commitment? I was going to at least give her another month.

Cut back significantly on texting her and see how she reacts to that

 

[#SOG_soldier]

OP, stop letting other people dictate if you are happy or not.

Take some time to find yourself, and by find yourself I mean find p*ssy to pound until you meet a girl that you wanna simp for that is down to love you.

 

[#SOG_soldier]

That gif needs to be shortened to just the kid in the brown shirt laughing.

not recognize one of the best characters from one of the best sitcoms of all time, brehs.

 

[OaklandCertified]

Damn we got 30 year olds out here simpin?

I thought it was a young breh's disease.

The older simps were the young simps who refused to change their ways. They always think that they're the exception to the rule, or that their situation is different.

as Reincar has said, Commitment is the male vagina. to put this in perspective for the chicks, imagine if a chick offered a dude the p*ssy on a silver platter and dude gave it a look like.

Exactly! "You don't choose women, they choose YOU"

 

[Cap. Scarlet]

So how do I show her that I'm still interested without texting or calling her?

 

[Peak]

So how do I show her that I'm still interested without texting or calling her?

Trolling