
Seriously though, if you're a dj and you can't scratch or do any crabbin just quit.
Just cause you mothafukkas can drop a tag and learned how to let software tempo match and do transitions for you dont mean you're shyt.
I know so many "DJs" nowadays I just wanna slap ya'll. You don't DO shyt!!!! Half you mothafukkas literally just runnin a playlist with some sound effects on deck to be triggered.
I used to work for the biggest DJ company in the world and I'd get questions like "how can I walk away and mingle during my set?"

or "why doesn't the beat match on the next song?"
(remember when you had to actually do this yourself)
and then charge people money for their 'skills' @ a party Before Serato and Mixmeister you mothafukkas wouldnta been shyt, and you're NOT MUSICIANS

@ any DJ that parades themselves as a "Musician" without producing their own music
@ modern DJ's
