Wifey likes that horrible "let's make a deal" show
So I just troll her..
"if you have a whistle in your purse.. Then I have a reservation for two at the steakhouse"
Wifey burrows through her purse and then groans with exasperation
"no?? Well, I guess we will be splitting a 4for4 at Wendy's"
Next time..
Here's a $100 gift card for the steakhouse
She's like
and is literally kissing the card 
Now hold on,, Missy.. Do you want to trade that card for what's in this envelope??
Wife:
..
.. Sure!!
She opens up and it says "a romantic trip to the landfill ,, where we unload those trees I cut down"
Wifey:
gimme back my damn card
And I'm handing her some work gloves..
Her game strategy is so predictable..
She just keeps doubling down and never pockets a win
We created a home version of deal or no deal,
Without fail-
she always pushes it out to the last briefcase
So I just troll her..
"if you have a whistle in your purse.. Then I have a reservation for two at the steakhouse"
Wifey burrows through her purse and then groans with exasperation
"no?? Well, I guess we will be splitting a 4for4 at Wendy's"

Next time..
Here's a $100 gift card for the steakhouse
She's like

Now hold on,, Missy.. Do you want to trade that card for what's in this envelope??
Wife:
..
.. Sure!!She opens up and it says "a romantic trip to the landfill ,, where we unload those trees I cut down"
Wifey:

gimme back my damn cardAnd I'm handing her some work gloves..
Her game strategy is so predictable..

She just keeps doubling down and never pockets a win
We created a home version of deal or no deal,
Without fail-
she always pushes it out to the last briefcase






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