BlackJesus
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breh the average height for a woman is between 5ft and 5ft 5 so how can 5ft 11 be short when you are only an inch from being 6 ft?
Because women, even the fat/ugly ones are comparing you to the tallest men (hypergamy). So relative to them, you are short.
And I said 'borderline' short lol. (you will still get daps)

Sure you did Mr. Locario. 
damn. I'm not familiar with him but I hope he r.i.p. how long since he's passed?