Dope jay-z lines that were actually wack as fukk in retrospect

[Insensitive]

He got some turrible ones on Suit and Tie
"You just got good genes so a nikka trynna cuff you"


But this is the one that really takes the cake:
"Tell your father we go farther as a couple.They ain't lose a daughter, they got a son.I show you how to do this, huh, uhh"

I just imagine him saying that to a father in law with his arm around him and hitting him with the

while the dad is like

I thought the word play was dope

 

[vaudevillevillain]

HHMMMMM, Let's go to the tape the authentic tape of that time and listen to as well as watch the play by play man call the game. Does he say Robin"son" or robin"sin or sen". It has always been robin"son". Jay just made that shyt fit so he could rhyme with it.

Jackie Robinson Steals Home - YouTube

clean out your ears

 

[DEAD7]

Thats my GOAT, keeping niqqas

 

[Flav]

When Jew-Z said "stop with that childish shyt nikka I'm grown" on Takeover, it always bothered me a bit because it sounds like he says ******.

im glad im not the only person who noticed that Jay said "******" in his early songs.thats one of the reasons i dont bump his old shyt.he sounds like a half ass racist black rapper.

 

[Prodigital]

"Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth." - If you don't know your science then this line is STILL hot. If you do, the first time you caught the fukk up the whole track stopped for you and you had the face on. I still have that face whenever that bar goes by. I pre-cringe for it.

I just thought he was in with that line, no way he was serious

 

[Harry B]

Nas stans spend years thinking about why Jay-z isn't goat

nikkas probably spend more time listening to Jay-z to see dissect his music and find reason to why he isn't goat than they spend listening to the cats they consider goats.


about 20 times a week there is some Exhibit 50320 on Why Jay-z isn't goat.
KNOWING that they are like 100 fans out of the millions of rap fans that consider him goat.

Life is hard what you gonna do

 

[blackslash]

Nas stans spend years thinking about why Jay-z isn't goat

nikkas probably spend more time listening to Jay-z to see dissect his music and find reason to why he isn't goat than they spend listening to the cats they consider goats.


about 20 times a week there is some Exhibit 50320 on Why Jay-z isn't goat.
KNOWING that they are like 100 fans out of the millions of rap fans that consider him goat.

Life is hard what you gonna do

Im sayin doe...

I'll be straight up

Ive never listened to LIG..nor have i listened to DR

Last Nas album I bumped was ****** and that was jus cuz of all the fukkery surrounding it

You wanna know why thats the case?
Cuz I genuinely dnt feel his sht..
Unlike these Nas stans who prolly be the first to dl a Jay project

 

[DonkeyPuncher718]

Wow I never realized Jay-Z made many of you cats soooo angry guess its true that Brooklyn swagger made nyggas madder

Im seeing some of you cats have the AUDACITY to nitpick Jay-Z rhymes but have no problem with the bullshyt a majority of your favorite artist put out.

Nyggas going at Jay-Z let me start a LIL B/Boosie/Whoever the fukk you fukk nyggas like wack bars thread it aint even close

"Youngin's ice grilling me/Oh you not feeling me/Fine it cost you nothing pay me no mind"

 

[Won Won]

the .38 line kinda makes sense if you picture it like this

 

[DonkeyPuncher718]

the .38 line kinda makes sense if you picture it like this

The earth revolves around the sun NOT the other way around

 

[Won Won]

The earth revolves around the sun NOT the other way around

I know, thus the "kinda makes sense"

 

[Versa]

I'm on page 4 and already laughed a good 10 times.

The making fun of the Frontin' and Crazy in Love verses especially

 

[C. Dante]

I'm nice like that, you're freakin' gay right
I flow like water, so put your finger in a dyke

Dudes were like 'That's hot, son!!!' I was like.......
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wait what the fk is this from

 

[I_Got_Da_Burna]

I jack, I rob, I sin, aww man, I'm Jackie Robinson.

wtf that was as sh1t bruh

 

[Walt]

wait what the fk is this from

Original Flavor's "Can I Get Open."

Jay kickin' it A rippin' it way past Y/I so craaaaazzzzy... AHHHHHHH


Yes I-ah...Jay I-ah.../Double G-A livewire nikka holla back
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