Ever been caught Jacking off ?

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I did forget to clear my download history once and my brother found a clip in a download folder but I never got caught with the mic in my hand.
 

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Twice...

Roommate in college and my ex.

Roommate, I think he refused to believe what happened. He was a college athlete and would go to training at 5:30 in the morning. I thought I could get good wack in before he came back. Apparently training was short this day. He came back like 15 minutes later. He didn't see my dikk in my hand or no shyt...just that after effect when you sitting there stupefied. I tried to play it off, but I don't think I even wiped off. I just crawled in bed.

Same thing with my ex, my ex wasn't fukking me often at the time, so I jerked off...said fukk it imma wack off. My computer was in the basement so I thought would hear noise well before I got caught...nope. Caught me again when I was done just sitting there stupefied.
 

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My college girl cuzn picked me n her bro up...she went shopping so i went on her computer n looked at porn
:ahh::win::steviej:

i went to grab something to drink n my cuzn said "i hope u aint looking at porn"

My face: no wtf?? :hhh:

My brain: fukk :damn::damn::whoa:

Ran to the computer n typed in 20 random websites

Espn.com
Nba.com
Food.com
Ebaumsworld.com
Games.com
Etc


She never said anything :salute:
 

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No but my dad told me he used to hear me jerking off in my room, through the wall. I was like 19 and he said it in front of my uncle

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One of my college girlfriends caught me. I was in my room in a apartment I shared with my 2 friends. She decided she wanted to come over without telling me. My roommate let her in cause I had headphones in and didn't her the door knock.

I see in the corner of my eyes the door swinging open. I was pissed for forgetting to lock the door. My pants were down my ankles so I knew I was busted. Just was hoping it wasn't my roommates..

My girls walks in and we just stare at each other. I can't think of what to say so I just start yelling about showing up without telling me. My memory gets fuzzy after that, not sure how it played out from there. I don't think we ever talked about it and she never brought it up to me again
 
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