Ever been caught Jacking off ?

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my girl saw me walkin out the bathroom one morning with my laptop :snoop: i thought she was still sleepin :damn: (it was morning time; and there wasnt smart phones and sh!t yet :stopitslime:)

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When I was 13 or 14 I used to beat my meat downstairs on the family computer. I used to go home and skip class and chill at the house. Play video games and watch flicks, shyt was routine b. Well one day I skipped class and went straight for the booty talk I had torrented the night before....
I noticed something strange tho, usually when your torrent is done it seeds automatically. Found out it was canceled.....I'm like :wtf: .....fukk it, maybe my connection went out? :manny: so I find another flick and go to work. And you know when you are beating your meat your senses is on some spiderman ish. I'm hearing something upstairs but its too late I'm too deep in the game to stop. And as soon I was about to :ahh: I look up at the balcony at my moms door. I turned white brehs, my moms was on some
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And before I can say a word my moms flew down stairs and beat the shyt out of me. With my dikk still out and everything :snoop:......worst beating I ever got. I woke up in my room, my TV and video games were all gone b. :dwillhuh: They moved the computer to their room...that was the last flick I saw until I was 17 brehs. :sadbron:
 

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one time. think i told this story back on :hamster:

i was layin on my back goin at it cos i thought my pops was gone but this nikka go and ahead and busts in my room

first i start to close the tabs and shyt but my hand all greasy, my dikk is out and i just realize im caught and i cover up and lay there like :beli: can i help u nikka?

anyways, that shyt fukked me up real bad to the point where i was googling for ways to delete memories and shyt like that. That's how u know u got into some bad shyt. u start googlin for shyt you know you can't find

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I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to :merchant: (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me:wtf: (silence)
Him: :dwillhuh:
Me: :what: are u fukking this bear??
Him: :snoop: (silence) :to:
Me: :ooh: :scusthov: :stopitslime:

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Dayummmmmte="Camammal, post: 2839040, member: 287"]When I was 13 or 14 I used to beat my meat downstairs on the family computer. I used to go home and skip class and chill at the house. Play video games and watch flicks, shyt was routine b. Well one day I skipped class and went straight for the booty talk I had torrented the night before....
I noticed something strange tho, usually when your torrent is done it seeds automatically. Found out it was canceled.....I'm like :wtf: .....fukk it, maybe my connection went out? :manny: so I find another flick and go to work. And you know when you are beating your meat your senses is on some spiderman ish. I'm hearing something upstairs but its too late I'm too deep in the game to stop. And as soon I was about to :ahh: I look up at the balcony at my moms door. I turned white brehs, my moms was on some
ceilingcat_375931.jpg


And before I can say a word my moms flew down stairs and beat the shyt out of me. With my dikk still out and everything :snoop:......worst beating I ever got. I woke up in my room, my TV and video games were all gone b. :dwillhuh: They moved the computer to their room...that was the last flick I saw until I was 17 brehs. :sadbron:[/quote]
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I don't think I've ever directly been caught but my dad saw me doing other things that made him think i was.

First example:
It was late at night and I was in bed watching flavor of love with the lights off, about to go to sleep. At first they were just doing regular shyt, but then flav & one of the girls get in the shower. At this exact moment my dad walks in the hallway past my room & sees the shyt on my tv.
Dad: "Having fun? :skip:" or some shyt like that

Me: :wtf: (I didnt get what he was talking about at the time)

2nd example:
We had the computer in its own separate room at my house. I had the door open & was on AOL looking at some of the headlines they had on the opening screen. One of them was a video of a commentator saying something about Serena William's ass, so of course I clicked that shyt :steviej:. So the video plays & them my computer freezes right when the video zooms in on her ass. Then my dad walks in.
Dad: So this is why you're always on the computer:heh:

Me: Its not even like that, the video just froze:lupe:

Dad: Its aight man. Nothing wrong with looking at some girls :manny:

Me: :mjpls:

My dad's always fukking with me talking about porn. If him & my mom come home & see me on the computer/laptop he'll be like "hey you watching porn again? :ehh:"
I'll be like "nah dad:upsetfavre:"
"Its cool. I got some stuff if you ever wanna see it :youngsabo:"
":wtb::camby:real funny"
 
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