Girlfriend just came from my car with a tape recorder.

[J.E.T.S]

Even got the Bible app open tryna get you right

 

[MidniteJay]

what movie is this from breh?

 

[J.E.T.S]

Weak ass jjicefish

"Because you just let our love fall apaaarrrttt... you no longer have my heeeaaarrttt..."

I gotta move out the country. She calling everyone right now. I just know it.

 

[GreenGhxst]

Even got the Bible app open tryna get you right

You don't use that app OP, let's keep it real. I have the same thing and not a verse was read since the day I downloaded it

 

[J.E.T.S]

You don't use that app OP, let's keep it real. I have the same thing and not a verse was read since the day I downloaded it

I read it. I got that jailhouse religion breh. The Lord came through for me something serious.

I know it wasn't luck, because I don't have any of that.

I need to fix myself.

 

[BushidoBrown]

Oh boy. Did I ever.

Breh u a real one
represent for those of us who never went down that rabbit hole

Spoiler

lol all jokes aside slaute

When the right shorty crosses my path...

 

[J.E.T.S]

Breh u a real one
represent for those of us who never went down that rabbit hole

Spoiler

lol all jokes aside slaute

When the right shorty crosses my path...

Awe yeah. I can't even take a bytch serious if that pootyhole ain't on point.

I feel sorry for the next nikka that get it after me. I take hoes down through the valley of the shadow of death.

Hell yea...

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

Reppin for the lo lifes

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Small one from what I could see.

She just called. I fukked up something terrible. It was concealed somewhere under my seat.

What was heard:

2 conversations with some other chicks.

Me talking to myself, rapping, and singing. I think this is the more embarrassing part of it. At one point in the audio she made out me saying "I'd fukk the shyt outta that hoe".

Mind you that I'm no stranger to verbally evaluating bytches I see out before determining whether to pursue. I often will be like, "shyt! Her little ass fine " etc... then hop out, if at a gas station or Wal-Mart, to shoot my shot.

I have a real bad habit of saying crazy shyt and talking to myself in the car. I might even just yell for no apparent reason if I think of some fukk shyt that's going on in my life.

Be retarded brehs.

In a nutshell: She know I have side bytches, I'm actively engaging in creep life, I'd be terrible at karaoke, I hold entire conversations with myself while driving, and I like making noises.

Thank God, to my knowledge, she doesn't have a hidden camera at the house. I be dancing and fapping up a storm during my private time. If I'm not working on something of course.

She's probably going to pack up and leave. Maybe break some shyt. That'll be two good chicks I lost within a year. lol

First L was after she discovered this..

Some hoe that thought she could out drink me.

.... at my crib.

I'll get the police to escort me back home later or something. Just to cover my ass. We'll see what happens.

you fukking hoes on the bathroom flo?

 

[Demon]

if your dikk was bigger than it is and you were pipin her right, you wouldnt be going through this.

Have a small dikk brehs

 

[Swirv]

Ikr. I ain't shyt and she ain't shyt for that either imo.



I wish I would fall for that again.

They don't get it breh. Keep living life

 

[Ian Ahbaa f/ Area51]

if your dikk was bigger than it is and you were pipin her right, you wouldnt be going through this.

When you' fukkin them good is when girls start really trippin. Yea, they'll let u get away with a lot more but I noticed this years ago. When chicks getting A1 dikk they:
become real "intuitive" about shyt.
If they not ya girl, they now wanna be and if they already are they wanna find out who else getting the pipe. Its like some primal territorial type shyt .

If you not beating it right a GF won't gaf what's going on in your car unless she looking for a reason to skrt on ya lame dikk ass

 

[J.E.T.S]

Don't worry about the size of my meat. Ole junk monitoring knuckleheads. lol

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

I have side bytches, I'm actively engaging in creep life,

Why?

You know, for all the talk of women being trifling, emotional and in love with the drama, the normalization of this behavior among men doesn't speak well of us.

What is the point of having a girlfriend if you want to fukk around? And if you are gonna fukk around, why be sloppy about it? You are so goofy she had the inclination to get evidence.

Man, if she doesn't break up with you, yall deserve each other. What a messy person you are.

 

[Giselle]

I ain't hurtin'...

These broads don't care. I don't either.

You wanna save them breh?

If you can get women easily, what is the point of lying to one about being in a monog relationship? Just be single.

I hope she leaves you and gets you put in jail somehow.