pretty bad.
Im not the hoodest nikka. in fact I pride myself on being someone that got out the hood, and swagged out just clean cut and normal. a Pharrell artistic type of nikka.
I pulled up to the laugh factory (if you from LA you know the place) during chocolate sundaes (basically means the black comedy night which is sunday, thus the name). I was fresh cut, wearing all ralph, jordans, with a nice brown skinned big booty Vietnamese paag on the passenger side of my camero z28 convertible. even she was feeling it, like when i revved while parking just to let nikkas stare.
now we stand out, cause , its ALL black , might have been a pawg there but for the most part all black, all black comedians. this means ive already attracted attention the way im swaggin in there hard. well this comedian must have took note of my peacocking. he comes on second and right away. 'look at this nikka here. ol rich ass suburb ass nikka" then i yelled back "I might be niiigyuhhhh" in a lamar from gta voice (the game had just came out so everyone laughed cause they got the reference and play of words). he was like oh with the asian bytch and everything, we know them rollin 60s crip nikkas is gon take your bytch by the end of the night...... there was really some rollin 60s crips sitting next to us
i decided not to attack back, and stayed quiet while he went on a rant for a good min... he wouldnt let off. "where you live lil nikka? sherman oaks?" actually im from noho but thats the next city over
"these nikkas to your left gonna rob you for watch nikka, you look like the type of nikka they rob" and all you could hear were them 60s nikkas laughing extra hard right next to us
i went in that bytch swagged out and flexing, and left that bytch feeling like a straight hoe.
id rather booboo myself in third grade than go through that again.
he managed to make me, a successful, career oriented black man look inferior to gang bangers in front of all my people. and my date. im still mind boggled by it. i dont think the same joke would work in a white crowd. imagine them being like 'oh i bet these red necks and neo nazis would take yo bytch, you look like you're from Manhattan 5th street' it doesnt make sense. i got destroyed over something i shouldnt have. im older and more mature now. i know how to counter it , but in my 20s i had nothing for him. just ate the assault. and ended the date with a kiss on the cheek. sad.
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conifscated em...
mannish ass..
. 2011, 2012 of my life was embarrassing 
