HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[YBE]

The Dark Knight Rises was perfect aside from this hilariously bullshyt scenario.




Billionaire loses all his wealth due to Bane hijacking the stock exchange & placing all his diversified investments into risky futures. First of all, at the SEC not logging all the trades that occured during the time frame in which a terrorist took siege over a major financial center. "Mr. Wayne made alot of risky trades today, erratically changing all his positions during the same time we got held up, what a coincidence" Secondly, at Nolan expecting us to believe a billionaire kept all his money in the stock market. No offshore bank accts, no gold, no treasury bonds/notes, no duffle bags in the crib, just in the market

 

[Whitty Hutton]

The Dark Knight Rises was perfect aside from this hilariously bullshyt scenario.




Billionaire loses all his wealth due to Bane hijacking the stock exchange & placing all his diversified investments into risky futures. First of all, at the SEC not logging all the trades that occured during the time frame in which a terrorist took siege over a major financial center. "Mr. Wayne made alot of risky trades today, erratically changing all his positions during the same time we got held up, what a coincidence" Secondly, at Nolan expecting us to believe a billionaire kept all his money in the stock market. No offshore bank accts, no gold, no treasury bonds/notes, no duffle bags in the crib, just in the market

I guess you weren't really paying attention at the end where he's chilling on an island with Selena and a smile, and building a new batcave with untold millions in equipment

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

Why did Al Bundy let his kids and wife get away with stealing money out of his wallet?

If George Costanza didn't want to marry Susan why didn't he just break it off? How did Kramer keep his apartment when it was made clear time and again that he had no reliable source of income? I know Jerry and them weren't giving him any money.

 

[ghostwriterx]

The Dark Knight Rises was perfect aside from this hilariously bullshyt scenario.




Billionaire loses all his wealth due to Bane hijacking the stock exchange & placing all his diversified investments into risky futures. First of all, at the SEC not logging all the trades that occured during the time frame in which a terrorist took siege over a major financial center. "Mr. Wayne made alot of risky trades today, erratically changing all his positions during the same time we got held up, what a coincidence" Secondly, at Nolan expecting us to believe a billionaire kept all his money in the stock market. No offshore bank accts, no gold, no treasury bonds/notes, no duffle bags in the crib, just in the market

Not to mention, they made it seem like the stock market is like putting $20 billion on black at the roulette wheel. How were they so certain he would lose it all?

 

[jwinfield]

If George Costanza didn't want to marry Susan why didn't he just break it off?

He was too p*ssy to end it. Even before they were engaged, he wanted out but didn't want to be the one to do the break up. He only proposed to her when he and Jerry made a pact to stop ending relationships over stupid stuff and to become men. George proposed and Jerry broke up with a chick because she ate peas one at a time. He kept trying to find a way out the engagement without actually ending it.

How did Kramer keep his apartment when it was made clear time and again that he had no reliable source of income? I know Jerry and them weren't giving him any money.

Dude from Mad About You let him have it so he can get with his girl

 

[Blankthawtz]

**sorry kids**



Reading Rainbow. ....lavar Burton was the only one on these trips he took.. .so every book he pulled out to read to us should have been narrated in his voice. ...but some random actor/actress came out of no where and tried to tell us what happens when you give a mouse a cookie?.....

Sesame Street.. ...so some street in what looks like New York City is overrun by muppets and a selective few humans.. .and this is not investigated by police/government officials? ....there is a 2 ton talking elephant walking around the streets and this is normal?


Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.. ...people come home.. ..they take off their work shoes. ..they trying to get comfortable in some slippers or socks or barefoot. ...they ain't trying to put on another pair of shoes. ...

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

**sorry kids**



Reading Rainbow. ....lavar Burton was the only one on these trips he took.. .so every book he pulled out to read to us should have been narrated in his voice. ...but some random actor/actress came out of no where and tried to tell us what happens when you give a mouse a cookie?.....

Sesame Street.. ...so some street in what looks like New York City is overrun by muppets and a selective few humans.. .and this is not investigated by police/government officials? ....there is a 2 ton talking elephant walking around the streets and this is normal?


Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.. ...people come home.. ..they take off their work shoes. ..they trying to get comfortable in some slippers or socks or barefoot. ...they ain't trying to put on another pair of shoes. ...

that shyt killed me. i could never understand why he'd do that. i mean why was takin off his shoes even part of the show???

 

[Box Cutta]

He was dead...

When you're young & see the movie you think like a child thinking he got away & lived the rest of his life traveling the world in his radio flyer...

Saw it 3 years ago as an adult... & you realize the father actually killed him & the radio flyer is just his brothers way of coping with him not being there anymore...

Movie is

One interpretation is that the boy died in the plane crash...another interpretation is that there never was a younger brother, and that the "flying away" was Tom Hanks way of dealing with his own abuse by the stepfather. Split personality. Imaginary friend. Etc etc etc.

Keep in mind, both the writer and director consistently claim that there was no cryptic message, and that it was just a fantasy story where the kid really does fly away.

Of course, you don't have to buy into author interpretation.

 

[Box Cutta]

On a side note, with consideration to Radio Flyer, I don't know if it's been brought up yet, but a lot of people think that MINORITY REPORT also had some strange things going on. There is a part where he ends up in prison, in the capsule thing, but he ends up escaping...a lot of people think that he never really escaped, and that everything that happened after that was just his dreaming. Everything with him finding the killer, and solving the plot, and living happily ever after was just all in his head, and he is really a prisoner.

If anyone has seen the movie Repo Men. Basically, the same thing they did in that movie (Except Repo Men wasn't good enough to NOT show you what was behind the curtain).

 

[b. woods]

New Jack City - The cops zealously tried to bring drug trafficking charges to the CMB, yet they never went after them for the countless murders they had committed (Pookie and Park, for example). By the way, how exactly did the Duh-Duh Man kill Pookie? In all these years, I was never quite sure exactly how Pookie was killed.

 

[Still Benefited]

Why in Jamie Foxx's show was his last name King, when that was his aunt Helen's husband's last name?



How is Martin gonna be friends with Biggie Smalls since being highschool wrestling opponents and nobody else had any idea, not even his wife?




Why would Will's college bball hopes be dashed because he suffered a 1 point loss? nikka had like 45pts and a triple double going head to head with an All-American that game. Georgetown only had a roster spot for one 30ppg guard? You lose a game and NOBODY wants you? Did Will just quit ball all together?

I used to think Will made the ultimate sacrifice

 

[Phlipside]

**sorry kids**



Reading Rainbow. ....lavar Burton was the only one on these trips he took.. .so every book he pulled out to read to us should have been narrated in his voice. ...but some random actor/actress came out of no where and tried to tell us what happens when you give a mouse a cookie?.....

Sesame Street.. ...so some street in what looks like New York City is overrun by muppets and a selective few humans.. .and this is not investigated by police/government officials? ....there is a 2 ton talking elephant walking around the streets and this is normal?


Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.. ...people come home.. ..they take off their work shoes. ..they trying to get comfortable in some slippers or socks or barefoot. ...they ain't trying to put on another pair of shoes. ...

 

[DaMos Supreme]

New Jack City - The cops zealously tried to bring drug trafficking charges to the CMB, yet they never went after them for the countless murders they had committed (Pookie and Park, for example). By the way, how exactly did the Duh-Duh Man kill Pookie? In all these years, I was never quite sure exactly how Pookie was killed.

Duh Duh Man or whoever cut his throat...

 

[YBE]

In Savages, two millionaires from L.A. are involved in a two man-one woman relationship. I repeat. Two millionaires. Who live in a city with millions of bad ass lonely women decide to share one chick & live as a three person union. Their girlfriend is played by Blake Lively.

GET THE fukk OUTTA HERE

 

[bangbreh]

^^^^^
no shyt

stupid book, and stupid movie w/stupid actors.