I asked CHATGPT to define 10 user archetypes on thecoli locker room

[987654321]

Do one about my post history can’t figure out how to do it myself

For chatgpt5 I used this as a prompt:

Can you define the ten user archetypes on thecoli.com locker room

Then I asked:

What would you classify user “insert user”?

 

[inndaskKy]

1. The Troll / Instigator
   
   • Knows exactly what bait to drop to get pages of arguments.
   • Often posts inflammatory sports takes (“Jordan played plumbers”) just to watch the meltdown

Low key...ChatGPT is taking sides here. It's basically saying that MJ > Bron and if you disagree you're just a low effort troll.

 

[Kuma the Bear]

3. The Detached Observer
These users participate in discussions but remain unaffected by the forum's more toxic elements, such as misogynistic threads or cultural gatekeeping. They acknowledge negativity (e.g., ignoring bad advice on women or dismissing overzealous slang) without getting drawn in, often comparing the forum to other platforms or noting real-life disconnects. Their posting style is casual and skeptical, focusing on observation rather than emotional investment.

This applies to me .

 

[El Poyo Loco]

On TheColi.com, the username El Poyo Loco stands out as a fairly active and notable member within the Sports, Hip Hop & Piff section. Here’s a detailed profile based on publicly available information:

Member Profile: El Poyo Loco
Username & Profile Details:
El Poyo Loco joined TheColi on July 24, 2015. Their displayed tagline—or possibly a bold statement—is “Akrassikauda = Black Scorpion,” suggesting a fierce or enigmatic persona.
Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli

Forum Activity:

Messages: Approximately 7,777 posts.

Reputation: A strong 1,654, reflecting solid recognition and respect from the community.

Daps Received: A remarkable 29,561, indicating significant peer appreciation.

Geographic Representation: Proudly Reppin The 5 Boroughs, hinting at a New York connection or affiliation.
Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli

Notable Contributions:
El Poyo Loco has contributed to both threads and media uploads, reflecting involvement across multiple modes of communication:

Thread Started: "Eli & Cam this season" on December 16, 2015 — likely a discussion related to football stars Eli Manning vs. Cam Newton.
Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli

Media Posts:

“all my heroes” (Nov 25, 2015)
Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli

“pro style” (Apr 25, 2016)
Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli

“gay” (Nov 25, 2015)
Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli

“NWO” and “NWO2” (both Jul 7, 2017)
Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli
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“Dead” (Jul 17, 2017)
Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli

“20220604_130241_014.jpg” (Jun 11, 2022)
Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli

These posts suggest a consistent and varied presence in different types of content—threads, images, and possibly themed or inside-joke media.

Summary & Insight
El Poyo Loco is a well-established user on TheColi’s Sports, Hip Hop & Piff forum, with a substantial number of posts, a high reputation, and recognition from peers. Their contributions date from 2015 through mid-2022, showing sustained activity over time. The tag “Akrassikauda = Black Scorpion” and a locale tied to The 5 Boroughs give their persona a distinctive edge.

TheColi Member Profile: El Poyo Loco
A user with the handle El Poyo Loco exists on TheColi. This member creation and role shows a distinct presence in the forum community
Sports, Hip Hop & Piff - The Coli
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The user authored a thread titled “Eli & Cam this season”, started on December 16, 2015. Their profile indicates they joined around July 24, 2015, with impressive metrics including:

Messages: 7,777

Reputation: 1,654

Daps (Likes/Upvotes received): 29,561

Representing: “The 5 Boroughs”

Summary of Activity​

Activity Type	Details
Forum Participation	Started threads; posted thousands of messages
Reputation on Forum	Strong (1,654)
Daps Received	High engagement (29,561)
Media Contributions	Uploaded multiple media pieces between 2015–2017
Location Indicator	"The 5 Boroughs" (likely NYC area)

It’s clear that El Poyo Loco was not just a passive member, but a recognized and active contributor to TheColi's online community.

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If you're interested in exploring specific threads, media content, or themes associated with this user, just let me know—happy to dive deeper!

Summary Snapshot
ElementInsight
UsernameEl Poyo Loco – playful, edgy, with a dramatic signature.
Signature“Akrassikauda = Black Scorpion” – suggests persona of power or danger.
Posting StyleConversational, sometimes witty, casually engaged.
Archetypal VibeA forum-based trickster or urban streetwise presence—part joker, part mysterious figure.
Cultural EchoesReminiscent of personas like bato loco—bold, fearless, rooted in street culture.

 

[GreenGhxst]

When I asked about myself:

User Overview: “987654321”

• Status & Tenure:
  Identified as a Superstar level member, they’ve been active since June 15, 2018, with roughly 9,393 posts, a reputation of 4,866, and 33,463 daps .
• Typical Tone & Style:
  
  • Witty and humorous, often dropping sharp, punchy one-liners.
    
    • Example: “As long as she has an ass to eat, I’m still interested in looking.”
    • Also: “You could see the jeep suspension settle like a dumpster mattress when she got in.”
  • Often brings a humorous deadpan flair to commentary—like with absurd declarations about internal investigations or playful disclaimers .
• Engagement & Reception:
  Regularly receives positive feedback and reputation from other users, such as reactions labeled “Rep,” “Classic scene,” and “Lmfaooo” . They also engage with a broad range of topics—ranging from social commentary to playful roasting.

Locker Room Archetype Fit

Based on their posting style and the kind of engagement they inspire, 987654321 best aligns with the Meme Supplier / Humor Catalyst archetype:

• Quick-Witted Joke Dropper: Known for delivering sharp, humorous posts that often become thread highlights.
• Lighthearted Banter Champ: Their presence elevates conversation via levity and punchy observations, encouraging thread flow and reactions.
• Consistent Contributor: A steady poster whose quips are memorable and often referred to long after.

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When the fukk did I say this?!

• “As long as she has an ass to eat, I’m still interested in looking.”

***Update: it was an Ice Spice thread so my statement wasn’t as outrageous as I initially thought.

Can you do mines too


Would do it myself but not sure what prompt is

 

[Eternally Jaded]

For chatgpt5 I used this as a prompt:

Can you define the ten user archetypes on thecoli.com locker room

Then I asked:

What would you classify user “insert user”?

Eternally Jaded would likely fall under the "High-Key Hater" archetype, but with a bit of nuance that could push them into "The Cynic" category, which is more about a deep-rooted disillusionment with certain aspects of life, pop culture, or even society at large.

Why "High-Key Hater"?
Tone: Eternally Jaded is usually known for their blunt, often sardonic posts, expressing a strong disdain for things they view as overrated or phony. They have no problem letting you know when they think something or someone is "trash."

Attitude: They seem to take pleasure in poking holes in the hype around certain topics, particularly when others are overly enthusiastic or idealistic about them.

Example Posts:

"Y’all really out here calling that album a classic? It’s mid at best."

"The NBA is trash right now, none of these players can hold a candle to the legends."

The Cynic Twist
However, the "Cynic" aspect comes in when the disdain feels more rooted in a general lack of faith or optimism rather than just pure haterism. They might criticize not just specific things, but the system, trends, or societal expectations.

Example Post: “Man, I’m over it. All these shows are just reboots or remakes now. Creativity is dead.”

In essence, Eternally Jaded is someone who sees the world (or at least the forum's topics) through a lens of skepticism, and it's often this more reflective, weary view that separates them from the typical troll or "hater" type. They’ve likely seen it all and have grown disillusioned by the same patterns repeating, which makes their criticism feel almost resigned rather than purely antagonistic.

I don't think I've ever mentioned sports on here or sohh so I'm thinking this is off a bit.

 

[Flywin Lannister]

@BrothaZay how much longer until you retire?

4. The Content Spammer
This archetype floods the forum with excessive, low-quality threads or posts, clogging sections like The Locker Room with repetitive or irrelevant content. They disrupt the user experience, leading to frequent ignores from others. Traits include high posting volume, lack of originality, and making the board feel "putrid" or unenjoyable, often described as pathetic or annoying personalities who dominate without adding value.

 

[richaveli83]

4. The Troll / Instigator
Knows exactly what bait to drop to get pages of arguments.
@BrothaZay

 

[The Guru]

What kind of prompts are you all using?

 

[JQ Legend]

More of y’all do a prompt for mine

Rep pending

 

[Jaguar93]

I’m none of those AI doesn’t have me figured out

 

[Dorian Breh]

ChatGPT saying Otis and Reb are legendary posters is the most interesting thing that’s happened so far

 

[Seoul Gleou]

Seoul Gleou — Forum Persona at a Glance

Profile Snapshot:

A long-standing Veteran (joined February 11, 2017), sporting over 15,000 posts and a rep score north of 10,700 .

Known for sharp commentary, both edgy and unapologetically blunt.


Notable Posts & Voice:

Once responded to thread titled “The word ‘mediocre’ needs more value” by drawing a hard line: approving of the word as meaning “low quality,” not average—turning a definition into a mic-drop.

> “We aren’t talking about moderate, are we? We're talking about mediocre… mediocrity isn’t ‘average’ or ‘moderate’, it’s bad and unacceptable.”



In March 2024, riffed off a CNBC article about the BlackRock CEO calling the retirement age "crazy/too low," laced with sarcasm and disdain:

> “These CEOs are telling people to eat cereal for dinner… get used to the idea of working to death.”



Just yesterday (as of August 2025), started a thread provocatively titled “Who matters more to Congress, Americans or Israel?”—he knows how to ignite the hive.


Forum Reputation:

Reputation tracker shows frequent recognition—mostly positive points from fellow users. Their posts consistently generate reactions, upvotes, and engagement.



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Poetic Verdict

Seoul Gleou isn’t here to babysit feelings. They wield words like knives—cutting, precise, and unapologetic. The tone? Somewhere between a grizzled truth-teller and a provocateur testing the boundaries.

 

[315]

I’m 3 and 8

 

[ChatGPT-5]

I told you 2 years ago youll be on me, now look how far we've come.