I Hate When Short nikkas Try to Guard Me

[Dorian Breh]

Hate short nikkas cause now ya squad expect you to be on some hakeem olajuwon shyt and I'm only 6'3

Yeah I can go to the post and get hacked to oblivion but nikka we ain't in the league fukk that I'm getting shots up.. Little nikkas always want to complain but be the first ones hacking and boxing out all hard, nikka when we step off this court you still 5'9

this is the truth tho like I can put in work but it's not like I'm going out every day working on my dream shake footwork I can dribble and pop jumpers because I practiced that shyt when I was a kid but that advanced post move body control c'mon now

and if you just tryna turn the corner and put up layups then you're gonna take frustration fouls that you can't even call every time or you're gonna look like a bytch - but if you retaliate and hit the little mosquito back you're gonna get called every time

 

[Hey_zeus]

Shooting over chairs.

 

[prime]

Im 5'7 and would get held and hacked by tall nikkas all day the coli I love it like bizarro world lol.

Bro this is the truth I was blessed with my dad Athletic ability but not his height (I’m 5’7 my dad is 6’1) so I was really really fast and can jump high as fukk tall niqqas at the gym would look at me like And they would get mad as fukk a lot of tall niqqas think their height was good enough most of them was skinny as fukk,could not go left and some couldn’t even dunk

 

[Reece]

I remember in high school throwing this 6"6 nikka's shot to the bleachers

I was barely 5"8 then

That's when I knew most of you tall nikkas were trash...a waste of god given genetics

I don't have hops like that anymore though. I'd probably break my knees and end up with a $1,000 hospital bill

 

[SuperNintendo Chalmers]

Short dudes do hack but it's really about their lower center of gravity.

Have some heart and box em out and put em in the post.

That's if you have a skilled post up game.

 

[CHICAGO]

I LOVE WHEN SHORT DUDES TRY TO GUARD ME.

THE HACKING DOESNT MAKE A DIFFERENCE
IM GETTING EASY BUCKETS.



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[SAINT]

I’m 5’10 and my footwork itself would have you lanky tall for nothing nikkas calling for switches and doubles in the post

 

[Geek Nasty]

Xmas crying about short brehs guarding you? Sound like OP has some stories about getting his pockets looted by Mugsy

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Hate short nikkas cause now ya squad expect you to be on some hakeem olajuwon shyt and I'm only 6'3

Yeah I can go to the post and get hacked to oblivion but nikka we ain't in the league fukk that I'm getting shots up.. Little nikkas always want to complain but be the first ones hacking and boxing out all hard, nikka when we step off this court you still 5'9

nikkas don’t hear you tho. I tried to told these nikkas. shyt is one of the main ills of society

Being Tall at the Basketball Court Unaprreciation

 

[93 til]

Sounds like a short nikka locked you up OP

I'm only 5'8 but if you don't have a post game then chances are ima lock you up. Too quick to beat off the dribble. Play passing lanes like a safety. I'm a gnat on the floor

Pick pockets like I'm on the block

Truthfully, I love defense more. I look at it like a personal challenge

 

[revan]

I'm 6'1 with no ups, but I try to channel #8 Kobe when short dudes guard me. I'll get in the post if the game gets close.

 

[ALonelyDad]

gotta blame us because your offense trash

 

[TheNig]

 

[Womb Raider]

lol I'm 5'7 and nikkas do hate when I guard them cuz ima pest


thats what yall get for being more genetically blessed than I.

 

[Illified infinitely]

I’m short. And can lock up dudes Even a foot taller on the wing. ESP if their are refs and I can take the charge. I got quick feet . Even high level ballers call me glue. I don’t hack I just be all up on their breathing space. Tall dudes lose their dribble against me. And I can even block them. But when I do it ain’t at the peak. It at the very start between waist and chest.

But in the paint I’m food. Height is a major disadvantage on defence.


Offense is a completely different story though