I just got pulled up on by a Queen Roach, brehs:mjcry:

[Quest]

Thsee comments got me coughing hard as hell.

 

[Tunez]

 

[Black Barbie]

Was she pregnant? How did you know it was a queen?

And I actually deal with folks who say its better to just trap them and let them go because when you kill them you spread the eggs. I don't believe them for one second, most of them come from privileged backgrounds, and if they had to fight that roach on some everyday bully shyt, their minds would change.

Anyways y'all got me dead.

 

[Heretic]

fukk roaches with the highest level of fukk you-ity possible, like the only thing, and i mean the ONLY thing I'd possibly murder with more joy is a mouse if I had the opportunity to do so.

 

[BigMan]

Them down south tree roaches (palmetto bugs) that be flying and shyt. The queen Palmettos so big you can see the whites of they eyes.

Man HELL no

 

[BigMan]

No roach problems over here .

When I was little, and this is the only time I did this, I set my shoe's outside the front door like white people do. So the next day I go out and get my shoes and I put my foot in my shoe and I felt something, like a rock in my shoe. I take the shoe off and I hold it up and look inside while feeling and a black cricket jumped out of the shoe on top my chest then from my chest to the ground my literal reaction was

except that didn't cry. I yelled and my mom came in and told me to quit yellin .

When I was in Aruba I remember I was about to go to church and was putting my chcurch shoes on

And a fukking lizard was in them shyts bro

Like this but brown

 

[puppetmaster]

Those people are really out here thinking you can trap a roach and set it free? Like this is some Free Willy shyt where you set the roach free and it flies up to crest over the setting sun while you watch with tears in your eyes? That roach would circle back to your house, tell it's 300 wall-embedded relatives how much of a bytch you are, then moonwalk across your face while you sleep.

Awwww damn

 

[Art Barr]

fukk roaches with the highest level of fukk you-ity possible, like the only thing, and i mean the ONLY thing I'd possibly murder with more joy is a mouse if I had the opportunity to do so.

mice are better than roaches and way easier and more fun to kill with a melee smash whacker type weapon.
with mice all you gotta do is just find the holes in ya crib and fill them with mothballs.

with roaches you need to create a paste of boric acid and wet tissue paper and leave it in moisture driven areas and in all the crevices.

if you got carpet you fukked, tho. you lose.


art barr

 

[Another Man]

Here for roach titties

 

[Mad Good Dro]

Some nikkas in here getting negged for not spoiling roach pictures

nikka its 2:15 am and i got all the lights off, now im itching:Goddam:

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

This thread reads like a help group. Cockroaches have sent you to therapy

 

[Knowledge]

I absolutely hate roaches mayne. I remember when my parents couldn't afford shyt so we moved to an apartment. The apartment didn't have those big roaches, it had those lil annoying fukks. I was sleeping one night and I felt something tickling my face and woke up to this fukk damn near getting in my nose. I've been on a life long mission to annihilate any and all roaches since that night. What purpose do they serve?

On a side note/ evil shyt. I had a homie a while ago who was beefing with his landlord. Long story short his land lord was kicking him out because the landlord wanted to move some girl in that he just met. So my homie over nighted some roaches from some company and pretty much created an infestation.

 

[agpxknt]

I cant do water bugs
Cant fukking do it

 

[momma]

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[Tenchi Ryu]

I don't do roaches

Hell naw