Me & My Girl Got High for the 1st Time in Vegas this Weekend.

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My wife has a friend that is into the herbs.

She brought over some brownies laced with that shyt one night and out of mere curiosity I ate one just one and my azz was high from like that Saturday night until like Tuesday night or Wednesday of the next week. I don’t know what strain was in those things but I was high for like a full 2 days and still feeling a little funny on the day after that.

I was geeked out to laughing at shyt that wasn’t funny and the whole nine. I’m very familiar to what you were talking about here. I don’t know how people function like that everyday.

I’ll stick to drinking whiskey and smoking cigars.

Well generally, people that know what they’re doing don’t eat entire edibles for starters bruh :why:

You simply overdid it being clueless.
 

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As soon as I read "we ate 4 of them" :merchant: :merchant:
i ran a dispensary... every fukking first time rookie non smoker goes for edibles, ESPECIALLY WOMEN

"i don't like smoke"

this how I looked at the shop :ufdup:

10 times out of 10 they come back with nightmare stories or give up weed after that experience.

OP's story is mild by edible standards. I've seen people hop into ambulances at weed festivals tripping the fukk out while crowds laugh at them and the medics look fukking annoyed because this big ass grown man is having an episode and thinks he's dying
 

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Well generally, people that know what they’re doing don’t eat entire edibles for starters bruh :why:

You simply overdid it being clueless.
The friend told me that as soon as I did it. She was like Crude, I know you didn’t just eat the whole thing, then she proceeded to tell me you were only suppose to eat half of it. I was like you didn’t tell me that, you just gave it to me.

The shyt didn’t hit me until like an hour in a half or so later. My azz was like 😵‍💫
 

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I told the lil white girl at the counter that I don't really smoke and I wanted something that was gonna be really strong.

fukk up number one



We buy our shyt and my girl got some sour edibles kinda like a fruit roll up

fukk up number two


We both ate bout 4 right off the bat.

fukk up number 3

Then my girl read the bag and it was like we were supposed to eat em one at a time.

This is where you should have stopped

We also smoking the weed too

fukk up number 4 but I'll allow it cause you ain't feel shyt and you not trying to wait to get high(buy Nano edibles next time, they hit in less than 10 minutes)

So I finished mine and my girl had got halfway through her joint and we steadily popping edibles.

fukk up number 5

this is when you beating off at the Sonic 2 movie at the theatres don't ask yeah I know I'm ashamed, but there was sonly like 10 people in that bytch and they were all like 7+ rows behind me
:mjcry:



EDIT: I should have DEFINITELY clarified I was with a woman and we was getting freaky, I wasn't out there on some Pee wee Herman shyt
the edit didn't save shyt

plus you said you do edibles daily so you should have been within your control so if this is true you are just a degenerate fukk
 

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The last time I tried edibles, me and my homegirl were laughing nonstop about that white flying monster from the Neverending Story…and we weren’t even watching it. I have no clue how we started even laughing about it. Falkor :russ:

Breh, this was my favorite childhood movie. Even naming my son Bastian.

But I can see myself dying laughing high as hell thinking about Falkor.
 

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You ain’t lying bro! This happened to my girl and I when we went to Amsterdam a few years back and got high for the first time. Basically everything you explained. We were lucky to be in the hotel when it hit us because we would have been vulnerable as hell in public
 

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I’m glad that you and your lady enjoyed yourselves, OP. I’ve had mostly bad experiences with the shyt. I woulda ended up in the mental wing of the nearest hospital if I were in that situation.
:mjcry:

Same here.
Last time I had an edible had me fukked up...and not in a good way. I always wanted to get all giddy, but my mind don't work that way I guess :yeshrug: :mjcry:
 

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the edit didn't save shyt

plus you said you do edibles daily so you should have been within your control so if this is true you are just a degenerate fukk
nikka I don't do edibles daily. In the past year I may have only brought maybe 13 packs of edibles and the shyt ton of edibles I made I gave most of that too my 2 cousins that smoke
 

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How you gonna ROFL with a hollow back?
I’m happy you had a good time, I take edibles every day for the last few years, and I got anxiety from just reading that y’all took 4 edibles to head AND was smoking your first time. That shot could have went a whole different way, breh, good shyt!
 
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