MILITARY STORIES

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

oh ok nevermind

her husband got shot in the head or stabbed can't remember in germany at a club but that was way back in like 04 i think.

I remember hearin' about that. That happened during my first deployment('04) at the "DT"(Downtown) club we always used to go to....sad shyt, breh. When we came back, they banned that shyt to the soldiers, but.............

 

[T-K-G]

did yall ever see a nikka tryna punk/play with a higher up


how the fukk they react
them nikkas look like they'd smack you if you talked all types of shyt

 

[twan83]

I remember hearin' about that. That happened during my first deployment('04) at the "DT"(Downtown) club we always used to go to. Sad shyt, breh.

Man it was but the thing was i didn't know him personally but i knew how he treated her and it wasn't good from my understanding

Im not gonna get too personal bout it

She was sad but she was already in the mist of divorcing him when it happened if my memory served me correct

 

[twan83]

did yall ever see a nikka tryna punk/play with a higher up


how the fukk they react
them nikkas look like they'd smack you if you talked all types of shyt

Majority wouldn't try too punk to be honest from what i saw cuz they lose rank or never get rank messing them so they would choose their words very carefully

The thing is military has control of your check do you really want to fukk that up talking stupid or acting stupid. No you don't.

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

did yall ever see a nikka tryna punk/play with a higher up


how the fukk they react
them nikkas look like they'd smack you if you talked all types of shyt

I've seen it, and I've done it. The ones that are the most p*ssy bark the most, just like in the civilian world. So when they get tried, they either a.)get tight in the face, and run to write you up, or b.)Say some shyt to look tough, then carry out 'a'. shyt was comedy to me, they'll talk shyt then try to get you hemmed up when they know they were in the wrong. Military is the only place where u could snap on ur boss, and still have a job afterwards, tho lol

 

[twan83]

I've seen it, and I've done it. The ones that are the most p*ssy bark the most, just like in the civilian world. So when they get tried, they either a.)get tight in the face, and run to write you up, or b.)Say some shyt to look tough, then carry out 'a'. shyt was comedy to me, cuz they'll talk cash shyt then try to get you hemmed up when they know they were in the wrong.

Co sign. Only damn reason i dont say shyt to some of back in day was money reason.

But i was a smart ass bout it.

I remember this sorry ass major i took xrays on was complaining it hurts but i was telling him u have to hold still and i was cool and calm and took em

This fool went to THE fukkING CSM of the whole DAMN MEDICAL FIELD ON POST.

my ISG called me up asking were u having a bad? im all confused no why would I. He said a major was complaining was rough and cursing and shyt. Im like WTF if anything he was. the ISG believed me but he said its out of his hands. So i had to go see the CSM and deal with his shyt and the MAJOR.

Man i never got chewed out that bad in my whole life and i was heated i was at PARADE REST biting my tongue so hard that it bleeded CUZ I WANTED TO fukk THEM BOTH UP. luckily i didnt get in no trouble at all just a chewing out and the ISG said man i dont know how u did it dealing with all that yelling. I said EASY MY MOM did it all the time with me

 

[RawDogBandit]

fukk it I got a few for y'all, This one kind of long

Aight so I was stationed in Grand Forks North Dakota from 2007-2011
(yea I know, North Dakota) So in 2008/2009 I wasn't 21 yet and couldn't hit the bars, so I said fukk it and decided to start throwing parties. The second party I threw was for a coworkers going away/a couple of niccas coming back from deployment.

So fast forward to the party that shyt jumping . We got all types of rank in that bytch wildin out. Liquor flowing, all the hoes dancing, white boys in there acting a fool. If you, ever threw a party you know how nervous you are, cause you want it to be just right. Well everything was.

So this chick I worked with, half black, half white. She was the base smut, but was bad as shyt. She was dancing on every nicca in that bytch, while her man was in there like All on the dj table, floor, chairs etc.

So she came to me, while I'm walking around, and start kissing on my ear. About that time I had a few in me so I'm like , damn I want this bytch, I didn't give a fukk if she as a smut or not.

So I told one of my white boys, tell her Bandit wants her to come to the back. So I'm in the back like this bytch not gon come. A minute later she came through like...

Her: I heard you wanted me
Me: uhh yea(yea I got nervous)
Her: I've been wanting you for awhile(she drunk)
Me: O word..smh(was like a lil punk)


She pushed me against the wall and started tonguing a nicca down. We was going at it for about 2 minutes then, she said let me see it. I pulled it out and she started going to work. I'm there like

Then somebody started knocking on the damn door. The bytch was like welp!,
gotta go. We can do this again one day while we at work. She ran out the back. I'm like who the fukk is this!!

I open the door and its her nicca like is Ariel in here? I told him I haven't seen here in a few minutesm and walked back out to the party.


So my white boy looking at me like :my man: and I'm like :smug draper:

That's not it though.Later on during the party I see this bytch tonguing down like 4 different niccas

Yea I thought I had bagged it for the night but she went off with some other nicca

 

[YBE]

Story from a patient at my job: back in 06 he was on a day patrol in Iraq. As they drove through some village area a small armored battalion or some shyt was passing in the opposite direction, slowly; there was a tank being driven back to base. Anyway during all this basic shyt, a little girl walked up to one of the vehicles and started begging for candy; apparently a lot of soldiers give these kids American candy, and this particular girl was well known to the soldiers as being a nice kid so they always gave her the most. The patrol slowed down and shots started getting fired. Someone shot a RPG at the vehicles but missed. Still that shyt did a lot of damage. All hell broke loose, the soldiers were shooting and shyt.

After the dust settled they realized the little girl had panicked and ran in front of the tank. She got run over, and her entire body was completely crushed like a can. The patient said the dude driving the tank was an older dude, must have had kids of his own. When he saw what happened he fell down and couldn't get up - dude temporarily lost control of his legs or some shyt, he just couldn't handle what had happened.

that is mad fukked up

 

[RawDogBandit]

I got plenty more I'll post later, smashing wives, drunk nights, crashing my whip, etc. Got a football camp to go coach.

 

[Dooby]

fukk it I got a few for y'all, This one kind of long

Aight so I was stationed in Grand Forks North Dakota from 2007-2011
(yea I know, North Dakota) So in 2008/2009 I wasn't 21 yet and couldn't hit the bars, so I said fukk it and decided to start throwing parties. The second party I threw was for a coworkers going away/a couple of niccas coming back from deployment.

So fast forward to the party that shyt jumping . We got all types of rank in that bytch wildin out. Liquor flowing, all the hoes dancing, white boys in there acting a fool. If you, ever threw a party you know how nervous you are, cause you want it to be just right. Well everything was.

So this chick I worked with, half black, half white. She was the base smut, but was bad as shyt. She was dancing on every nicca in that bytch, while her man was in there like All on the dj table, floor, chairs etc.

So she came to me, while I'm walking around, and start kissing on my ear. About that time I had a few in me so I'm like , damn I want this bytch, I didn't give a fukk if she as a smut or not.

So I told one of my white boys, tell her Bandit wants her to come to the back. So I'm in the back like this bytch not gon come. A minute later she came through like...

Her: I heard you wanted me
Me: uhh yea(yea I got nervous)
Her: I've been wanting you for awhile(she drunk)
Me: O word..smh(was like a lil punk)


She pushed me against the wall and started tonguing a nicca down. We was going at it for about 2 minutes then, she said let me see it. I pulled it out and she started going to work. I'm there like

Then somebody started knocking on the damn door. The bytch was like welp!,
gotta go. We can do this again one day while we at work. She ran out the back. I'm like who the fukk is this!!

I open the door and its her nicca like is Ariel in here? I told him I haven't seen here in a few minutesm and walked back out to the party.


So my white boy looking at me like :my man: and I'm like :smug draper:

That's not it though.Later on during the party I see this bytch tonguing down like 4 different niccas

Yea I thought I had bagged it for the night but she went off with some other nicca

Aren't you in Korea now? Got any stories? What branch are you btw and what age did you join? What age are you now?

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

She pushed me against the wall and started tonguing a nicca down. We was going at it for about 2 minutes then, she said let me see it. I pulled it out and she started going to work. I'm there like

Then somebody started knocking on the damn door. The bytch was like welp!,
gotta go.

nikkaz go thru the same shyt, i swear. Barracks hoes are the main source of entertainment in the military. It's like they fukk everybody in the unit, but think no one knows it

 

[T-K-G]

s.

She was dancing on every nicca in that bytch, while her man was in there like All on the dj table, floor, chairs etc.



I open the door and its her nicca like is Ariel in here?

 

[RawDogBandit]

Aren't you in Korea now? Got any stories? What branch are you btw and what age did you join? What age are you now?

Yea I'm here now, I got a few. I'm 22 turning 23 this year. I joined when I was 17. Korea is like a whole different level

 

[twan83]

nikkaz go thru the same shyt, i swear. Barracks hoes are the main source of entertainment in the military. It's like they fukk everybody in the unit, but think no one knows it

lmfao aint that the truth

I was stationed in CAMP ZAMA JAPAN we called them ZAMA QUEENS lol cuz they fukked EVERYBODY

 

[T-K-G]

Im sure one of you nikkas caught feelings for a base smut and tryna keep quiet



let them stories free brehs