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if nikkas sign up for "airborne" along with their MOS do they get more overseas deployments than average?

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They have airborne bases overseas and stateside but more stateside though
 

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Oh yea this is one of my BIGGEST L PERIOD IF NOT THE BIGGEST ONE IF I REMEMBER ANY OTHER ONE'S THAT ARE WORSE I WILL LET YOU KNOW

Just thinking bout it brings me to tears

I tell you what Im a good husband the time i was still married to my ex even though i knew it was pretty much done i stayed FAITHFUL but I HATE TO SAY IT I REGRET THIS TIME FOR DOING IT

i was in germany for a couple days for test on illnesses and shyt. a friend of mine took me to a club not too far from the KLEBER BARRACKS. Club had bad hoes i was like I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. my marriage is pretty much done for I WANNA fukk.
Anyways this dude was all fukking talk but i had to save face and get him a girl and shyt and he was all impressed saying man why u married u got mad game. I said its not game i just stay true to who i am and spit the truth thats it.
well he had a date with this girl that i got for him i was his wingman and she had a friend off the bat i knew she wasn't all for this date cuz she talking bout her man and shyt i was whatever so his date ended he didnt even get any not even a damn kiss my ass at least got one kiss outta the blue which i didnt see coming.

So we walking the red light district area then head to another club and see these 2 thick ass white girls. I already knew i had to do the work i basically was like fukk em im gonna get em both for me lmfao

Come to find out they were from HOLLAND. REal nice looking girls and he tried to cockblock and say what bout me i said go head talk they didn't even wanna talk to him but i said be nice ladies so they say ok we leaving to our place wanna come he said sure
they go we ain't talking to u but we got a friend for u though. they were saying they were talking to me i was like WOW really. this FOOL SAID HE MARRIED. Im like MOTHER fukkER. they said is she here i go NO they said then u still can come cuz we want u to fukk us both for a 3SOME i was like YES YES YES. 2 HOLLAND GIRLS 3 SOME this is great

HE GOT A KID. a little girl just born. this motherfukker said that shyt and i felt weak in the knees and succumbed and said I CANT they said its ok we have condoms and pulled OUT THE MAGNUM then both gave me a kiss u still wanna say NO. And i did cuz all i could see was my DAUGHTER and i didn't want to be that bad of FATHER. Even though i knew my marriage was PRETTY MUCH OVER I SAID NO.

So they left but i CURSED HIS ASS OUT THOUGH FOR THAT BULLshyt

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Air Force was cake when i was in. I'm talking going home at lunch and not coming back every friday, talking on my cell phone for 2 hours outside when I should be working, deploying to Qatar and instead of working 12 hours we were playing NES/Genesis emulator games and watching movies that were hosted on the base's servers. Driving to other bases just to attend their "all nighters" (whenever there was a 3 or 4 day weekend, most bases threw a party at the base club) and every one on the team coming off with something damn near every time, fukking crazy amounts of hoes on base and when you're done with them, taking your assault to local college civilian women and making the local college athletes mad at the "fly boyz". Now there were 12 hour exercises in MOP 4 gear when we had an upcoming inspection, but that really was the only downside. The Air Force was like college pretty much, I got out in 05 so don't know how much it's changed since then, but from 2001-2005, it was the best time of my life. and i was stationed in shytty Utah and mtn home and still managed to make the most of the situations. crazy stories and good times.
 

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shyt is cake to me im just got lucky cause im at a easy base and not working on a f15 or f16 or a c130 kc 135 imma avionics spec by trade monday through friday hours im 630 300 sometimes i get off eariler than that im ussally on facebook at work aint doing nothing just waiting for something to pop off even sleeping

but if you on any of those fighters you will be hating life working 12 hour shifts sometimes through the weekend doing god who knows what wire repair and changing out parts on the regular its fast paced we got 4 month deployments to uae which is cake then 4 months to cypress which youll bank 20k off per diem and saving and over there you can go off base fukk them over seas broads and they can come on base to you living life over there

If you someone who works in the office even easier just sit at your desk push papers or what not and dont even break a sweat

squadron pt is a joke ussally you might hit the gym well at least for us

Downsides might be exercises in level 4 mopp gear doing your job
Doing the dog and pony shows for higher ups which is parades and things of that nature but other than those things its easy imo
 

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Speak on the first bytch you fukked after you got outta BT



im sure the thirst was at new heights :shaq:

She was my first mexican, but she was mexican american and a soldier too. We just graduated Co-ed BT in 95 and the Drills let us out for the night. Why they do that!! Anyway, mexican chick was short, a lil plump, and yeah she had a slight, barely there mustache. She actually got fukked by default. Couldnt find the hotel of the big booty white girl I was supposed to fukk. She woulda been my 1st pawg. There was a puerto rican chick that let me and my boys keep the room she booked cuz her fam came down for graduation and she stayed with them. Me and her had planned for me to beat that up all night since the middle of basic training, but she took too long to come back to our room and me and my crew bounced. Found out the next morning we just missed her. I shoulda fukked her in the bathroom after we checked in but 2 of my boys were in the room and I wanted that ass on the bed. It had been 2 months of no sex and i wanted to give her the business! I regret not hitting that to this day:manny:
So we out and about in Columbia SC and we run into some female soldiers we just graduated with at a gas station. Didnt know at the time but one of em wanted to get with my boy. I knew the mexican chick was on my dikk since the M-16 range. We going back to our car and I say " so what are we getting into tonight?" My boy says "I dont know about them (rest of the crew), but me and you got dates". My man set himself up some country georgia booty and arranged for me to have a lil mexican on the side! Literally! We fukked them chicks in the same bed. :ooh:
 
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It all depends what your job is and where you are stationed. Im currently in the AF and I work 12 hour rotating shifts. It can suck. But most people got cake jobs. I work with all the other branches and we do have the best facilities. We also got the worst promotion rates. You will make rank much faster in the Army. Just be in shape and you're good. The AF used to be cool back in the day, all everyone did was go to work and then your off time was yours. After 9/11 that changed. Now you have to volunteer in the community and go to school in your off time or else its going to hurt your career. Its a bunch of BS. Dont get me wrong, the AF is still a good life, and especially if you stay in for one term u cant learn something thats going to translate well on the outside. But long term I would join another branch because in 20 years you will retire at a higher rank most definitely. Especially with the war winding down you wont be deployed that much anymore anyways.

Im stationed on a Army base so we dont get the typical AF treatment.
 

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Everthing breh. I already gave you a pos rep in advance and pos reps to those who shared :cheers:

Aight, when I was active I worked Comm/Help Desk and we were Mon- Fri 7-3:30. They really stress school so basically it was like College with a job you couldnt get fired from. We have the best lookin' broads and our dorms was a party every weekend. When I was stationed at Camp Humphreys in Korea, the Army nikkas hated us cuz on the weekends when they were doin' ruck marches and all that shiit, we was barbequin' & drinkin' :win:
 
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