My Cousin Added His Girlfriend Of 4 Months To His Current, Savings and Credit Card Accounts....

[Justin Nitsuj]

Your cousin sounding like me bruh

 

[Dad]

Hopefully you told him that she’s gonna trap him with a baby soon.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

If he feels he loves her and this is how he wants to show it, I don't see the problem.

 

[tgu]

Are there people out there that on really this stupid?

OP you better be ready to go to his funeral when he commits that if she leaves him and takes his money

 

[str8up]

Your cousin sounding like me bruh

Post your story, let's go inside the mind of a simp.
















Obligatory

 

[☃ ೋ]

Reading this made me angry, in all due respect, I hope he gets got.

 

[EBK String]

some dusty nikka about to eat good off this simp

 

[Take It In Blood]

unless ur married and have been married for a few years


that is a dumbass decision and ur cousins deserves to get got


the fact that he doesn't want u to tell anyone else is evidence that he lowkey knows hes a dumbass and he doesn't wear the pants in the relationship

gotta take it back to the Ike Turner/Joe Jackson days when a b1tch knew her place and wouldnt suggest no dumbass sh1t like that for fear of u giving her the face

n1kkas are that desperate of being lonely that they basically become b1tch nikkas in the process.

 

[Redguard]

@Big Boss

 

[Nintendough]

Means her p*ssy can sing and play a harmonica.

 

[Mr. Glass]

Snitch. Tell his mom. I'm being dead serious.

 

[L@CaT]

When simpin goes wrong

 

[ORDER_66]

Some nikkas are fukking stupid and you can't save them from common sense... Even when you tell them they get angry at YOU for telling the truth!!!

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Idiot. He already fukked. Throwing her a few pennies should be enough and if it ain't then on to the next one.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

This incoming L gonna be tragic