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[skeetsinternal]

Your phone habits seem rude and like they would create anxiety for a woman who really likes you -- and you said you been basically living with her idk breh

Phone games usually a sign of a toxic relationship and so is making threads seeking advice.

She does say I'm rude, dismissive, arrogant etc but I thought I curbed those ways to be more understanding and catering to her (been hard on hoes too long)

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Let me help you out:

You share that girl, Breh.

Sharing is caring.

 

[notPsychosiz]

Wait, thats a thing??
She tells you she is going offline... as in she is unreachable (by YOU) from set period to set eriod... so dont call or text between those periods of time.


I know I am way in my zone on this cause I'm Purist Fundamentalist Mormon... but you guys' women are just plain out of control sometimes.
She isnt offline.
She has her phone on her in front of her laptop.

Wow. Thats insane.
Offline...

Never heard that one before.

 

[Sister Mary Clarence]

I lived below a woman that was studying for her bar exam. She was an emotional, irrational mess. I would be on the phone late night, whispering, with a pillow on my head, and she would send me emails along the lines of "you woke me up SO I GUESS I SHOULD JUST GET UP AND STUDY NOW."

That test makes people demonic. I have lawyer friends that made me swear I'd never consider going to law school. Chalk it up to the stress that if she fails that shyt, her 8+ years of schooling is waste.

Or cheat on her with a white girl, whatever.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Since you cooked the food she should have washed it. Now if it is leftover food whoever did not wash dishes previously should wash the next set if you guys can't decide. You did not intentionally miss her calls, so it's not your fault. Now if you purposely ignored her text earlier then that is immature on your end. You should have replied letting her know that you are aware. The attitude towards the missed calls on her end is unecessary. I think she wanted to talk to you, but was looking at you to continue the conversation. Honestly if you love this woman or see a future with her you should talk to her and let her know what you did wrong in the situation and that you did not like her attitude towards the situation. Hopefully all goes well.

Yeah I ignored her text. I ignored because when she said she going offline that means she shutting down her iPhone, FaceTime, landlines etc so why bother replying to a text she ain't going to read until whenever she decides to get back online or disturb her knowing how she is... I didn't intentionally miss her phone calls, her calls surprised me.

 

[#SOG_soldier]

She sounds crazy you should just pump and dump

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

you should beat her ass.

 

[skeetsinternal]

She sounds crazy you should just pump and dump

I can't keep running and dumping.

 

[PeridotPuss]

Wait, thats a thing??
She tells you she is going offline... as in she is unreachable (by YOU) from set period to set eriod... so dont call or text between those periods of time.


I know I am way in my zone on this cause I'm Purist Fundamentalist Mormon... but you guys' women are just plain out of control sometimes.
She isnt offline.
She has her phone on her in front of her laptop.

Wow. Thats insane.
Offline...

Never heard that one before.

She could often go offline to study

but often women use silence or announcements of their impending unavailability to elicit a certain response from a man. She wanted him to "act like he cared".

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

you should beat her ass.

 

[#SOG_soldier]

I can't keep running and dumping.

Sound like something s fakkit would say.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

you still in her apt?
if so, take off the top to the tank part of the toilet and shyt in it.

every time she flushes the toilet, shytty water will fill the bowl.
when she tells you about this "problem" just hit her with the combo.

 

[Aceofspades404]

Shoulda washed the dishes breh.

 

[Guile]

If ya girl saw these thread tags though.

Just talk to her.

 

[raw613]

She could often go offline to study

but often women use silence or announcements of their impending unavailability to elicit a certain response from a man. She wanted him to "act like he cared".

facts, if she said she was going to be unavailable and is still hitting you up that's 100 percent what it is