met this sexy girl behind the window @ Wells Fargo and I went to deposit a check. I was all
with her and she was feeling the vibe as well. After the flirting, I told her I wanted to deposit a check. I swiped my card and we were still smilin and talkin. As soon as my information appeared on the screen, I saw her whole aura change. She went cold AF. Wasn't smilin anymore. I was confused for a second but remembered she can see I literally had .02 in my account and .01 in my savings. I thought I could make it up by handing her the check I wanted to deposit for $300.86
BALLIN! I was like
and she hit me wit a
and didn't say a word to me after that. I just
and left. Whatever, don't want a gold digger anyway. I can make that $300 stretch for a cool month plus that 0.86 bonus can last me an extra day, stupid ho.
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