As expected, team #GMB swiftly came in here hating. Let's expose some LIES
"People who are married are sad and broken
" - GMB
Yea ok, lets look at some examples
Tiger Woods
Golf CHAMPION
made the sport that people used to treat their insomnia with relevant on a global scale
Happy
Kobe Byrant
NBA Hall of famer
Dropped 81 points on a bytch
Half of the human population bought his jersey for his last game on some give us your energy :preach: tip
Happy
Tony Parker
NBA CHAMPION
Obvious future hall of famer
French man who makes every play look fancy and finessed like Claude Monet painting hanged up at the Louvre
Happy as pharell music
Now what do they have in common? Pretty much nothing at all except they have wives
wives who they can depend on no matter if the espn says lebron is the GOAT
wives who they can form a union with
wives who they can cheat on relentlessly
Are you winning like those cats? Chances are you aren't. I'm not either
Let's go get wives brehs!!!