Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[iBrowse]

You know what you SOB that's like strike 45 with the forehead jokes

Sorreh

 

[Rawtid]

I made my own caramel popcorn. I'm so excited!! It was a gift idea and I didn't want to bake cookies so I figured i would try it. I'm going to do another batch Thursday night just to make sure.

 

[Elle Driver]

I can't find it out here How is it??

It's at Target girl.

 

[Token]

Cousin: Aye, you should get a nose ring. You look like the type of chick to have one.

Me: ....

Him: you look gay.

Me: Wtf!!! I look like a stud?!?!?

Him: Nah, you more like the cute girly lesbians... but yea you still look gay. do you like dudes?



I'm finna stop answering the door for this turd

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

After months of perfecting my 'chipper white girl' telephone voice and dealing with doo-doo heads, I just received official notice that I'm being promoted to Team Manager

Ugh and my mom wont answer the phone so I can give her the news baby girl done grew up

 

[Sre-Li]

http://tocityfromcity.tumblr.com/post/110757105210/the-story-of-ealy-unrequited-super-strong-like story of my life

 

[okra]

one of the builders at my house was singing and it was funny

 

[Colicat]

Low grade fever, sore throat, and chills

.... I've missed too much work but don't want to get folks sick...

What should I do?

 

[wet landscapes]

Started a daily stream of consciousness email correspondence with a friend who thought I wasn't being there for her enough emotionally (I wasn't, in retrospect)
It's nice reading her thoughts and worries and her reading mine
honesty feels really good

Low grade fever, sore throat, and chills

.... I've missed too much work but don't want to get folks sick...

What should I do?

there are alkaseltzer (sp?) flu tablets that you can buy that stave off your problems. I take them if I'm about to get reamed by a flu or cold. It knocks you out though, so take it before bed!
heres a picture

 

[old_timer]

Low grade fever, sore throat, and chills

.... I've missed too much work but don't want to get folks sick...

What should I do?

*slides colicat some dextromorphan hbr gelcaps*
go in and try to isolate yourself
missing too much work has serious 'hidden' penalties

 

[Token]

Fresh manicures be having me feeling godly

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Can't find a rock/gem store around here..might have to make a trip to Dallas. I practiced meditation/opening my Chakras and felt strange afterwards...gonna try it again in a few

 

[Buckeye Fever]

How cool would it be if you were a doctor and your wife comes in to see you cuz she's not feeling well?

You can joke with her "Are you sick from the dikk? Or is it the flu?"

 

[Vice Queen]

I braided my hair. I feel invincible now.

 

[ExpensiveThrillz]

Can't find a rock/gem store around here..might have to make a trip to Dallas. I practiced meditation/opening my Chakras and felt strange afterwards...gonna try it again in a few

cop offline. i work with gemstones/minerals for my own healing and meditation work....i source from all over but love online for the pricing.