Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[ThiefyPoo]

VIA, your girl sounds desperate as hell to have a dude that she'd settle for any ol' thing because he looks good on paper.

Great advice






I really wanna give you a hug for some reason *looks @ avi*

 

[yeahisaidit]

Great advice






I really wanna give you a hug for some reason *looks @ avi*

It's the DD's.

 

[Malfoy]

http://kanyedbythebell

 

[Ooh Marty]

So many ppl on my neg rep list

wait until this 24

One neg rep, ya bars gone

 

[CoolazzFemale]

Going home @ 2 No patience for people today.

First I have to stop @ The Body Shop

 

[Amy Traphouse]

 

[Rawtid]

I'm done with nature. I saw not one, but TWO snakes today. I was shaking so bad I could barely speak. My poor daughter got her Usain Bolt on and dipped lol I had to call her back because I couldn't keep up.

 

[CoolazzFemale]

I'm done with nature. I saw not one, but TWO snakes today. I was shaking so bad I could barely speak. My poor daughter got her Usain Bolt on and dipped lol I had to call her back because I couldn't keep up.

It's that time that they are looking for a warm place to chill.

 

[Rawtid]

It's that time that they are looking for a warm place to chill.

Well I'm not the one...at all. As a matter of fact my biggest fear was encountering a snake and I can honestly say it was every bit as terrifying as I imagined.

 

[CoolazzFemale]

Im on the MJ tip right now. Been listening to his music all damn day long.

Not many mofos can entertain just by themselves.



[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL5vUXojo3g&feature=relmfu"]Michael Jackson Off the Wall Medley Bucharest 1996 Live HD - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Petty Crocker]

*sigh*

 

[KTD2]

Somebody needs to get Patra on the phone and see how she feels about her hairstyle coming back.

 

[Rawtid]

See, shyt like this makes me want to put on some booty shorts.

 

[Rawtid]

Somebody needs to get Patra on the phone and see how she feels about her hairstyle coming back.

Yes! These doo doo braids poetic justice whores. I bet the p*ssy rate for mailmen has increased at least 2%.

 

[yeahisaidit]

My co-worker is the biggest blonde ever. It's so bad, we write her dumb statements on the board everyday...

CoWorker: When I return to my base, I'm asking my leadership to bring bacon to the terminal. (We're deployed in the middle east. No pork allowed)
CoWorker2: Yeah, just ask them to bring BLT's.
CoWorker: No. I don't really like hamburgers.
Me: Do you know what a BLT is?
CoWorker: Yeah, it's a hamburger, right?
Me: No, it stands for Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato.
CoWorker: Oh. I didn't know that!
Me: I'm sorry, but this is going on the board...

Somebody needs to get Patra on the phone and see how she feels about her hairstyle coming back.

*Swings my box braids back and forth*

Eh, who cares what she thinks!!!