AZBeauty
Stop lyin' nicca.
I'm doing a seafood menu for my xmas this year. I got crab legs, lobster tails, salmon, oysters and stuffed shrimp. 
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I'm doing a seafood menu for my xmas this year. I got crab legs, lobster tails, salmon, oysters and stuffed shrimp.
AZBeauty
Stop lyin' nicca.
You're invited. 
awkwardblackgirl
Shakara
My mom is a female version of a hustler. 
Aye lil mama.....why don't you gone head and let me and @Juicy be bridesmaids. Dammit, we'd be your flowergirls.
Are we too old to be flowergirls?
Congrats tho :D
Our male friends would love to have ya'll ratchet ass jiggalating down the aisle!
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I wrapped most of my daughter's gift while she was taking a nap. I was only to bring one upstairs and the others I left in the basement. I told her Santa had left them while she was asleep and he will be back tonight.
Petty Crocker
Looking GREAT in my 30s
Just left the liquor store..its a one woman show tonight...
Petty Crocker
Looking GREAT in my 30s
Where are all these fat women that post on the coli? Because everytime I turn around it seems like the number of "fat women" increases...dudes got a picture thread with our pics in them and still calling us fat...ridiculous
Either you're 300lbs of fat and slob or 108lbs with a boyish body and no ass or t*ts. There is no happy medium for these men with the body of greek gods and large bank accts.
I just spent 20min explaining to my daughter what a ghetto is and why Santa Claus goes there first. 
It really doesn't feel like Christmas. There is absolutely no snow out here I can't be festive with no snow.
Merry Christmas.........man I want an easy bake oven.
